Cactus 👣

Rate this outcome! Project at 80% #construction #projectmanagement #urbandevelopment

Announcer: “Up next at this World Cup game… the penalty SHOOTOUT.” Americans in the stands:

Me looking at the person who caught me talking to myself

my loved ones are not even ready for the kind of lifestyle they’ll have once i’m financially stable

Me hearing that a football player at my age is “past his prime” while i still don't know what to do when i grow up

Yadzoka kumusha kwayo. Ndirikuibvunza kuti kwakuri sei kuZimbabwe irikungoti "Pakabhaizika...."

Kuma combi tipeiwo music irinani $1.50 haisi mari yekutamba nayo👍

Life is now so serious. Money hits your account and instead of celebrating, you’re calculating which problem to tackle first.

Money was lost here Nobody was accountable here More money was spent to probe lost money Courts ordered more money to be paid to the original person who was given the lost money. A minister was sacked No solar panels were bought. So far we have grazing land for goats.

Promises

We pick our friends but real life situations sort them out

🔸Varombo munovapazira dzimba dze300 square meters, venyu vana muchivapa 33 hectares dzesuburb rese. Ityai Mwari. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

🔸Chinonetsa ndechekuti mari yese irikufanhirwa kuvaka mastadium masvinu irikupera mumaRolls Royce avo, michato yevana vavo nemazi mari aya avanopanana. It’s a mess. We need new leaders.🇿🇼

therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist.

Campus looks so good when you no longer have a degree to complete

Two people have been shot dead in the central Kenyan town of Nanyuki amid protests against US plans to establish an Ebola isolation centre at a military base nearby, the BBC has learnt. bbc.in/4o3hfAd

Chahwanda Stadium toilets 😬🫣🥵

Chakanakira kusava nechikoro ndechekuti hauone kudhakwa kwakaita nyika

Taxi bosses get arrested for extortion. They apply for bail, and the State Prosecutor handling the case fails to appear in court for the bail hearing due to threats and intimidation. The Magistrate strikes the case off the court roll and issues and warrant of arrest for the State Prosecutor. The NPA initiates a disciplinary hearing against the State Prosecuter. The NPA puts a complaint against the Magistrate for the manner in which she handled the bail application. The Magistrates resigns No one could have written a better script for the country than this. It's a thrill a minute.