Valeria

@vyuritza_ No literally

@ValeriaPando9 girrrrl and they are not cheap either to just be losing them

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember" Me at the store:

My dream mom car is a Toyota sequoia

i lowkey get her now

me starring back at the person who just caught me talking to myself:

Me because I have mastered the act of looking at someone and not listening to them.

@gabby_favela Where the trumpies at they need to pay

$70 for a full tank of gas btw

I want to go watch the new scary movie but i have such a boring ass husband

100% of abortions are 0% of your fucking business.

I hate when a skirt doesn’t have built in shorts

@nanccc14 Both

acapulco or vallarta ??OR both😭😭😭

@celinemedina92 We need to go get some mommy juice 🥂

Omg someone invite me out pls

how i feel when i forget my lip balm at home

40?????

@arellimontoya1 Let’s go

My daughter was such a good baby now she’s a horrible toddler 😩 she’s the true meaning of idgafffff lmao

Weekends are for having fun... - Me: 😩

I officially know how to make tortillas de maíz & harina