Valeriaskinkykitchen

It has been a bit of overwhelming a few couple of weeks. I hope everyone is staying hydrated and sane. Also a little rant about hospitality and customers... yesterday had a lady coming to my work at 2.50 pm.… instagram.com/p/BxzV1SQhOyg/…

Accusing me of things I haven't done means giving me ideas #brat #funny #psycho

Start your morning right. #dancing #bodyroll #morning #goodvibe #twerk #bootyshake #shakeittillyoumakeit #fool #slow instagram.com/p/Bw-yC8HhSsp/…

Have you ever looked at your own poop and thought "when did I had corn?" #thoughtoftheday #toiletthoughts #corn #funny #poop

I don’t know what’s going on with Julian Assange, but I am RIVETED by the trial of “Recently Divorced Dumbledore.”

Like I can just say out loud "Nutella"...boom, 5 kgs are now in my hips. #hipsdontlie #food #nutella

Can I just have one good lunch without gaining any kilos??? #food #weight #diet #lovefood #FirstWorldProblems

I'm like an emotional baggage...need to be carried with pain in your eyes #funny #mood #spoiled #baggage #carryme

==DON'T BE THE FIRST TO ARRIVE AT THE ORGY OR THE LAST TO LEAVE. EITHER WAY, YOU LOOK DESPERATE.== Thirty years later, still the weirdest fortune cookie I ever got.

What's all the buzz about? Have a great Tuesday. (Today is Tuesday, right?) PS. Tk was completely fine with outfit, Futo...well we decided never even show him those outfits again. #cats… instagram.com/p/BvuktQ3B6JW/…

Lesson of tonight, pee before you leave the pub to go home...otherwise you'll have a very interesting walk home, because all of the cabs are going the wrong way, and you thought youll be fine with 20 min walk. #lesson #peebefore #realissues #FirstWorldProblems

You ever eat out then smell like that spot for the rest of the day? Well today, I smell like ass.

If there is a girlfriend experience in escort industry, I wonder if there is a crazy girlfriend experience. If there is - sign me up and I'll be rich. #escort #funny #girlfriend #crazy

How to get into bad headspace. Manual for girls. Out of nowhere start thinking why that one time a girl who your boyfriend works with said hi to both of you but only looked at him. #relationshipgoals #love #communication #couple #crazy #crazygirlfriend

Any problem Me: I'm a complainer , not a doer #issuesolving #complain #success #management #true #atleastimhonest

ME: Will you marry me? MY GIRLFRIEND: No MY WIFE: What the fuck?

when I get sick my brain gets into the Little space. I become this little brat that wants to eat chocolate before dinner, watch Disney during dinner and maybe per in the middle.of the living room after dinner. And cuddles. Want cuddles . #bdsm #bdlg #little #kink #sick #kinky