Cassandra Alexandra

It's a rooster as "prissy Frenchboys" call it.

What up, I got a big cock. See, it wakes me up every morning. I named him Sachtabfhjé the Clucker Doom or Tony. Sorel gave me his cock.

@InjuriousWings Yeah, with how you fuck Soul Edge, you're probably used to 3 minutes feeling like an hour.

@InjuriousWings 42 minutes minus 39 minutes is 3 minutes, Tira. OH HERA TITS, I DID MATH, WITCHCRAFT WITCHCRAFT

That burn was so hot, Inferno felt the heat.

@InjuriousWings Did you just now think of a reply? Congratulations! That was the fastest comeback you ever made!

These bitches are totally witches! How else can they get my clothes so clean?

@InjuriousWings IT IS COMPLICATED

Did you know that undead servants are awful at sweeping floors? There's a pile of dirt next to my door.

@such_perfection Do you think you could do me a favor since you attempted to sell my niece into slavery.

He'll never come in here for fear of accidentally touching jellied eels.

My room is a broom closet that I conquered. Every inch is covered in French vampire repellent. Garlic, crosses, and British food.

@LeNobleVampire I'll put a sword right through your stomach and you'll lose your appetite for sure.

@LeNobleVampire Says the vampire who eats people because irony is never lost on him.

@pyrrhic_flower Yeah? My boot is about to be called that when I shove it down your throat.

@pyrrhic_flower Wrong, answer is "Math is witchcraft". I will have to beat Omega out.

@LeNobleVampire Trick question because that never happened.

@pyrrhic_flower Pyrrha. How many fingers am I holding up?

@pyrrhic_flower Yeah, I yelled that name at it until it cried and hid in a horse stall.

@MasksAndSouls Oh, trust me. I've beaten him like an altar boy telling on the Catholic Church. ... It's just that he's wily.