VALKYRIEJ 🌹

Going all in on memes, music and magic

That's the cutest thing ever🍓

@CharcutieEN I broke mine in half coz im a nut case

Followers pls don't let me down, show me your swords!

Certain people are magnets to one another. A chemistry that exists from some other time and space. A pull that’s gravitational. A togetherness that’s simply divine.

@CharcutieEN That's my weak spot

Catgirl fact of the day! Catgirls have a sensitive area on their back which when stroked, releases a large amount of oxytocin. Stroke your local catgirl today!

these look like pics gays in 2070 will still be tweeting about

@getpeid Nothing!

Charli xcx is joining Nothing as our latest Shareholder and our first Global Brand Ambassador. This isn't a traditional endorsement deal. Charli is investing in Nothing and helping shape what we build from here. The campaign today is just the start. Charli is the first of more to come.

when you're 67 and im 69, i will still love u😚

@_Stemfem Does it not?

I'm not a porn addict so for the longest time I thought aftercare means kissing and cuddling after sex.

@CharcutieEN Yay

Catgirl fact of the day!

@formaldehyke Ya happy mothers day

I'm going to be 34 in 5 days and it's a shame I'm not into that mommy shit. I'd rather be the weird aunt that tells you about my day on 9/11

one day u will find someone that will keep choosing u over and over and it will feel like sunlight is forever in ur heart

Omg 420!! Sampling this rn 🥹ily Sonny💖👽^^

@bpdsins Manifesting

moanday, tongueday, wetday, thirstday, freakday, sexday, suckday

and i got 7ever back too

Having the spirit of a lover is exhausting. Like ok here’s all this devotion you never asked for. Guess I’ll just carry it with me forever

@ccclusi Hypee lusi an bladee god combo

Me n bladee workin like mexicanss

@formaldehyke Hiya I know you!

What's up my chudlings

Celebrating by donning my burka and shouting Allah ackbar at the back of the bus🤭

@CharcutieEN What are good anti cat calls like "not if you were a billionaire m8"

Today on my walk a group of lads went "wahay, I'd have a go on that", like I haven't heard that one before? And also, no the fuck you wouldn't?

Aside from the obvious like misogyny, fearing for safety etc. I think one thing that really pisses me off about cat calls is their lack of creativity. They're so boring. I've heard them all before. No one has an original or creative cat call at all.