ValleyTom

@PocketPanda_x Yeah I know. Just gotta hope I make a decent attempt at the application and interview... And then hope the new job isn't with a load of knobheads 😂

@ValleyTom1 You got to do what’s best for you

I'm going to tell my manager tomorrow that I'm going to apply for another (internal) job. I've worked for them for about 10 years now so I hope they take it well 😬

@PocketPanda_x Thank you, I don't really want to move, I love my job... But there's been a pay-grade restructure and I know other people in the same Level role getting paid so much more because they're in a different 'job family' so I'm gonna try my luck.

@ValleyTom1 Good luck 🤞🏻

You're gonna be tempted to see what's warm. Don't

@_llmac Have a listen to this cover youtu.be/qF9dCWmq3pM?si…

🤘🤘

@clarabeepbeep I'm sure you'll be fine... But take a helmet with you or something 🪖

How do people Date all the time my nervous system feels like I'm about to go and fight on the front lines

@queenofaerobics I saw them in a festival last year, and they were great! My kids loved them too

We're all in agreement that The Vengaboys were fucking ace, yes? #TOTP

@alliewillie38 Can recommend a weekend in Porto for May. A beautiful place.

Holiday suggestions for May and July/Aug please?☺️

@MsWelshyyy Look at the state of that road. Where are you, Tehran?!

I’ve never met who lives here but I hate them because of the way they park their car.

@alliewillie38 Another black tie party?

Cute ♥️

@perrigame I have an armchair and I made the mistake of putting it in the window where my dog can stand on it and look out... She goes bananas if I sit in it, and THIS is how she treats MY chair

She’s been banished from the human sofa and made to sit on the dog sofa and she’s doing her best “how could you do this to me” face 😭

@Bebo_Bols02 Behave, I bet your phone gallery is electric!

@our_jesse Don't tell me what I'm not allowed to wear 😂

This was not light pink tailored trouser weather and I’m big enough and ugly enough to have known better

Why am I looking at snow. This is outrageous

Proper windy today! Women in skirts and dresses, it's time to embrace your choice of pants

@fluffy_scrawler @clumsyoaf33 Don't underestimate not all men 😂

@clumsyoaf33 Imagine being the bartender and someone giving you money out of their knickers 🤮🤮🤮

I’ve just seen a ‘travel hack’ where a woman puts credit cards and cash in between 2 Panty liners in her knickers “Excuse me whilst I get my euros out of my gusset to pay for my pina colada”

@EricaowenErica When do you think you'll let her drive your car for the first time?

Officially have a 17 yo in the house and now she’s gone off for her first driving lesson 🚗 When did this happen 🙈🤷🏼‍♀️

@catandthecrow 240

Only one to test you today...

@sparklydiamond My 5yo likes it too... A combination of Harry Styles just covering it, and it also being in Despicable Me 4 😂

My 8 year old asking Alexa to play Tears for Fears… born in the wrong decade this one 😂

@XFrecklesXo Sighhhh I'm very jealous of your tea.

@ValleyTom1 Okay this didn’t have sultanas in so I guess it was Irish curry sauce

Chippy tea tonight lads 🐷

@XFrecklesXo One has sultanas in it... You can probably guess which one 😂

@ValleyTom1 Its not Chinese curry sauce. I’m not sure of the difference between Irish and fruity