🇳🇱Van Lukey🇳🇱

@Kalshi Ok now this shit has to stop.

JUST IN: Iran war causes shortage of Diet Coke

@kfc Really clever colonel but I’m still not comin in there!

still raw dogging your tenders?

@ryokoevil5 Amen brotha, same shit with music too.

new games suck because theyre made by faggots

@DKSportsbook 29

Predict the EXACT number of points Jalen Brunson will score in Game 5 between the Knicks and Hawks ✍️ I'm gonna check back later tonight to see who was locked in 👀

You’ve been… THUNDERSTRUCK

@BookitWithTrent Please be useful

Should I fade the Mets tomorrow?

@Twins Dude fuck off we never did anything to you guys ever!

Things you can get in a dozen: - Eggs - Roses - Mets losses

@SNY_Mets Can you put that thing right to my fucking head plz

You better call the sledgehammer! MJ Melendez with a new Mets home run celebration 👀

@SleeperMets Mayor of joke city

Carlos Mendoza says the Mets did not consider intentionally walking Nico Hoerner in the 10th inning. "In that situation, especially with Hoerner, you put him at first base, they're going to take second base there.” Unreal.

@benedictsred Omg epic tweet Jason 👍

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

@SleeperHQ OBJ not on this list is a failure

All in their prime, choose 3... 👀

@PrimeFuller69 Classic Chicago shoot the black guy

ngl you give me three bullets in a room filled with Netanyahu Hitler and Luisangel acuna I’m shooting acuna 3 times

If you pull up on the stairmaster next to me prepare to get FUCKED

@Dbacks @CaesarsSports You bastards would never make it down there

Guess they’re taking the L Train home 🫣

@clairopoulin @FDSportsbook Holy shit! Nice comeback, you should send that to your “sports women” not another man. Faggot

@VanLukey @FDSportsbook Find a map to my balls

NEW YORK 🗣️ What would you change here? 🤔

@clairopoulin @FDSportsbook Oh heavens brotha you are lost do you need a map?

@VanLukey @FDSportsbook They do play sports lmao what

@AB84 PREACH

Don’t call me handsome if you ain’t gon handsome of that pussy over.

You mothafuckas won’t fill SHIT, all bark NO BITE!

@Jake_Mintz Shame to see what California has done to the man #gayyyy

Never seen this before. Edwin Díaz rolled out to stretch today in a brimless hat. Just a regular Dodger cap with the bill sliced off. He said Tanner Scott started the trend.