
this is weirder than just drinking syrup dude
Amelia Vance
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this is weirder than just drinking syrup dude





People who choose to stop learning after they leave school baffle me. You mean you’re not mesmerized by the solar system? You’re telling me you’ve never stayed up until three in the morning googling the Romanovs?

Inigo Montoya’s Rules for Writing: • establish perspective (“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya”) • hook the reader’s emotions (“You killed my father”) • state your purpose (“Prepare to die.”)

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

my only resolution for the new year is to do more of whatever this is

I hope one thing the pandemic has ended is self-deprecating humor. Life is too short and you are too fabulous to be relentlessly hating on yourself. From now on we’re walking in confidence and the conviction that we are human beings with dignity, fully deserving of good things.


❤️ With… @murball @SamCSpragg @Cody_Porter @stevenpepper @FidzyO @justinewestby @mobrobley @LNKalamanski @SarahBostockAct @AudgePodge1899 Joy Beth DeWitt-Riley Andrea Schmidt Shanna Stoker McKenna Webb Matthew Shomer Caaryn Sadoway Join us on Sunday: obpmusical.com/events/soa4-th…



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The Engineer is played by @VanceAmelia who will be setting the scenes in our All TikTok cast virtual production of Off the Beaten Path Musical THIS Saturday 24th July 💛 11am Pacific 12pm Mountain 1pm Central 2pm Eastern 7pm UK Tickets: us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regist… #saturday