I too would tell people that my chocolate syrup bottle was "just water"...
horse powder@JuliusIrvington
this is weirder than just drinking syrup dude
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Amelia Vance
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I hope today you see a wave or a wildflower or a wisp of fog that jolts you with the joy of being alive. I hope a witch opens a bakery at the end of your street. I hope you can accept and come to love all the different people you’ve been.
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@HeyItsBertie @FearlessLeder @Triss_Joy @Flight_o_chaos @arianajessica16 @NotCombustible @thecritshow @BrandonMFB @CouerdeLion11 @RevDeschain @Kim_Dalton @NoAmandaStahp @jadebaby_406 @stevenpepper I love that one! Also the "we have to separate the train cars."
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Hey #ttrpgfamily! I’m running a #DnD #OneShot on twitch.tv/flight_o_chaos tonight! Live at 8:30 pm PST, come watch “4:15 to Baldur’s Gate”, a #WildWest #train #heist, set in the Forgotten Realms, or as I’m calling them… the Forgotten Rail’ms! 😂 What’s YOUR favorite 🤠 trope?
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Last night I was up till 4am researching if plants can drink alcohol and Shakespeare's use of Cupid. There are so many fascinating things to learn!
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
People who choose to stop learning after they leave school baffle me. You mean you’re not mesmerized by the solar system? You’re telling me you’ve never stayed up until three in the morning googling the Romanovs?
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I hope there are days when you experience the joy of looking at yourself and realizing you’re no longer the awkward, lost person you were growing up, that you have warm friendships and are good at what you do and enjoy who you are. I hope all your ugly ducklings become swans.
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As an English teacher, I can confirm: this is great advice.
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
Inigo Montoya’s Rules for Writing: • establish perspective (“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya”) • hook the reader’s emotions (“You killed my father”) • state your purpose (“Prepare to die.”)
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Sometimes, you just need a potato day.
And that's okay.
Frog and Toad Bot@FrogandToadbot
'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'
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Tea by the fire on a rainy night, while reading a letter from a friend??
Yes please!!
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
my only resolution for the new year is to do more of whatever this is
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I hope in the new year you make time to create. I hope you find a pair of stolen rubies in a plum pudding. I hope you befriend a horse whom no one else could tame. I hope you find love in a Scottish village. I hope you’re stunned by beauty.
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it's dangerous to go alone; this may help you on your quest
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Let's be kinder to ourselves.
Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙♀️@SketchesbyBoze
I hope one thing the pandemic has ended is self-deprecating humor. Life is too short and you are too fabulous to be relentlessly hating on yourself. From now on we’re walking in confidence and the conviction that we are human beings with dignity, fully deserving of good things.
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@neeyalornodeal @BrookesJacqui @JoshCouchNZ Good thing Odysseus doesn't work there! Otherwise *Nobody* would do the dishes!
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Due to COVID I’m the only one coming in to the office at the moment, but to feel a bit of normalcy I like to post messages like this to the team Slack channel every now and then.
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What.
A.
Cast.
… and me 😂
A story and virtual experience totally worth staying up late for.
Thank you @OBPmusical for casting me again! ❤️
OBPmusical & Musical Commissions@OBPmusical
❤️ With… @murball @SamCSpragg @Cody_Porter @stevenpepper @FidzyO @justinewestby @mobrobley @LNKalamanski @SarahBostockAct @AudgePodge1899 Joy Beth DeWitt-Riley Andrea Schmidt Shanna Stoker McKenna Webb Matthew Shomer Caaryn Sadoway Join us on Sunday: obpmusical.com/events/soa4-th…
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@SparkNotes Well *I'M* going to Brighton!! It is the very place to get husbands.
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Half of my problems could be fixed by a wealthy man falling in love with me and the other half could be fixed by taking a trip to Bath
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My heart goes out to all the neurodivergent kids who have been shunned, bullied, told you were too weird, too annoying, too obsessed with a special interest. You are not a burden. Your passion and curiosity are gifts. You will find friendship and belonging.
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@SarahBostockAct I can't wait to listen to your beautiful and dramatic voice!!
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I’m providing the most dramatic of stage directions in this fantastic virtual reading on Monday 6th at 7pm!
Come along and let this EPIC musical fulfill all your fantasy fantasies! 💛
OBPmusical & Musical Commissions@OBPmusical
🎭 Join us for the INTERNATIONAL reading of #OBPmusical on Monday 6th September (7pm London curtain). Tickets: obpmusical.com/events/obp-int… 💛 #OBPmusical #OBPauditions #DnD #musicaltheatre #virtualproduction #OfftheBeatenPathMusical #actor #actress #actorslife #actors #character
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I don’t want to “have a mortgage” or “pay utilities” I want to be a rose finch
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if more men took Paddington Bear, Fred Rogers or Frog & Toad as their role models, this world would be a merrier place.
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So excited to see @VanceAmelia whom I adore, perform in @OBPmusical which I also adore…
Bring on the adoration!!
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OBPmusical & Musical Commissions@OBPmusical
The Engineer is played by @VanceAmelia who will be setting the scenes in our All TikTok cast virtual production of Off the Beaten Path Musical THIS Saturday 24th July 💛 11am Pacific 12pm Mountain 1pm Central 2pm Eastern 7pm UK Tickets: us02web.zoom.us/webinar/regist… #saturday
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