Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge

Have YOU done your Family Duty and hung this notice in various locations nearby your home? Print one today: vanderstank.com/os/files/Eyes/…

"How I only done explor't 22 percent?" she be askin'. Well jeez. As Caroline says, "Have a cracker, dumnass." This morsel should give you the calories to continue on your quest. Praise Calorie! vanderstank.church/emptyhouse/

Slide that truth right into our web hole! Our concubox is open for thrusting truths and sparkling questions. Get us either upon this particular turnstile or within members@vanderstank.com if you please. Go Boats!

It was 11 years ago to this day that a certain Vermont farmhand agreed to a dicci with the max taster in our dex hemme. There has been ecstasy, there has been breakfast, there has been pool water. We vouchsafed our brainbusts. Look, it's been vast 🪐

@PetersonBl91217 @MaverickWo79137 @FatihOznam @likeitwasmine @JhonmaykV @74_spartacus @chiefmagaugau @jrb_young On the contrary, good sir, get prizes to OUR profile!

@lennielords Preaching is half the battle. We love you too.

@VanderstankFam thanks I love you

@VanderstankFam omg preach

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George, they're real. They're very tangled. He said he couldn't see the lines. Look at him wearing glasses, when just yesterday he was covered in his patient's blood. Patience Blood. Moron's underbelief. Gravitate towards us please

To take this photo we enlisted a helicopter flying around North London. Americans think the Family is inherently distrustful. You think I ended up here by mistake? The leg of an elephant? We would like to be compensated. Please donate to the Family we are trying to be shiny

This is a commercial we aired in 1990 for a former partner of ours called Terror Bank. Things didn't work out and Terror Bank and its employees were mostly destroyed, but we still have this wonderful memory to look back on thanks to V0002's trusty VCR. youtube.com/watch?v=RPZJrm…

I believe you

#MongdaySongday fuck it, we're not in the pocket of Big Weekday Name youtube.com/watch?v=RPS-Cq…

Oh, if you're still using X (formerly Twitter), it's probably because you haven't heard about V (formerly Vanderbook) vanderstank.com/v (Or it's because the last update to V left it more riddled with bugs than the hand in my freezer and wiped a bunch of posts {"V's"})

Conspiracy theories are just a scam perpetrated by Big Doubt, and the Criitical Thinking / Skepticism Industrial Complex to sell more zealous self certainty.

I'm not a Discordian. But I'm not a Non-Discordian.

I ate the forbidden substance left on the floor after the last Red Session and now my lips taste like lumber

@ITR13 The piano's job is to keep your account safe, not to make you happy. Furthermore, I have confirmed with the Family Elders that sadness is actually beneficial in some circumstances, so this may actually be a good thing.

@VanderstankFam that makes me vandersad

We are proud to announce a major rebranding of our trusty, long-suffering in-house social network. Vanderbook is now V. This rebranding should clear a lot of things up and not be confusing to anybody. Log in to V today and start vanderbooking with fellow loyal Family members!

@ITR13 No

@VanderstankFam good name change can you add midi support to the piano?

@VanderstankFam Here at V, we believe in freedom of cosmological expression, whether you're an entity spawned in the horseshoe nebula, a gaping shadow of darkness or just a plain old sex demon, we will never cast you back into the depths you came from, that's a vanderstank promise!