Vanessa Rodriguez

I don’t ask for shit but honesty and transparency but apparently it’s the most difficult.

Forever wanting the things that money cannot buy… such as patience, I want peace, I want health, I want happiness, I want love…

could be us

reason why i drink 1. because

@nailacatzin I feel the bump and hear JERRY JERRY JERRY😩🤣

@VanessaRodC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Not Jerry

One time my sis @nailacatzin and I were drunk AF in the bathroom and I somehow busted my lip on the bathtub and the bump has never gone away 😫🫠 we swore we were in an episode of Jerry Springer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

real.

Counting how many black and white dunks I see at the Bad Bunny concert

i gotta b in somebody’s top 5 funniest people that they know 😭😭😭😭

It’s still summer you stupid pumpkin sluts

If I’m not obsessed with you by week 2 it’s not looking good for you bitch

One thing about me, ima bounce back, I been doin it all my life

“I got you a red bull” is a love language

cuiden su salud mental porque cuando la cabeza no funciona, no funciona nada

Flexing what you got does not impress me. I literally don’t care lol

I showed him this🤣

long distance couples be like “i cant wait” and then wait

Don’t stress about work. The Moon is void all day.