Balsamic Vannaigrette

@fanofshelves So real for this

i will go back in time and **** the creator of AI with my bare hands my insides turn black with fury and vitriol i will **** the ********* on his ivory throne and all who hold strings in their bloated bejeweled grasp i will turn my palms towards the sun and

If I was foreign intelligence I would be eating so good right now

@gay_antifa @Jnet_margarita @tomhanks This is like one of the most tame things you’ve tweeted and that’s what’s being censored

Hey pedo .@tomhanks, Not ALL #MAGA hat wearing patriots are white. In fact, most racism comes from the elite Democrats, you a** hole.

@gay_antifa I would say you’re gonna get banned for this but there are legit nazis so I think you’re good

@fanofshelves Stop the poll now

is holes a classic movie

@josh_rock244 Now every time I look at the last supper I’m forced to think about people having big hot steamy gay sex. Thanks France

Also like how little must be going on in your life for you to be outraged by everything. Yet we're the snowflakes???

The fact that ppl are losing their minds over this. Mad bc they ate.

Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance.

@StefanoBWVO Why memorize lines when you can be hot and buff and sexy and hot

I've been back in the gym after not going for like a year to prepare for the (combat-heavy) fall show I was cast im and I'm super pleased with my progress (especially my lats & chest) so far. Now time for me to stop procrastinating and start memorizing my lines LMAO

@josh_rock244 Don’t worry josh you’ll find them some day ❤️

Why is it that the tops are nowhere to be found when I actually want them???

Tried to do NYT connections on mushrooms. Impossible. They were all connected

@theneedledrop It’ll be out when it’s out, and we like that

why does kendrick’s response need to be right at this very moment? LIKE THAT came out a month ago and it took Drake weeks to respond, which i think he only felt emboldened to do because any response would have been better than what Cole did. it’ll come out when it comes out. 🤷‍♂️

@StefanoBWVO Damn that’s like the opposite of losing it

No better way to start ur week than a trip to urgent care!! Tw // gross injury (my earring backing went entirely in my ear and I can't get it out :))

@StefanoBWVO @totallybutts I’ll play for the toy

@totallybutts That being said i feel like conchdd ars a nonissue cuz no sane TO is gonna have ppl taking apart their conches to see if they have gooms or testing every box users firmware, its just not feasible At the end of the day we're not fortnite or cs we play for happy meal money lmfao

it's so god damn stupid that controller discourse started as "rectangles are so much better than gcc, they're literally cheating" then after 2 years of bitching, controller modders leveled up the gamecube controller mods. and now the discourse is "modding gcc is cheating"

@RealEmirHan Crash box

@cultofthelamb A giant Marlboro red

What new decorations would you want in your settlement? ✨

@DailyLoud All that money but he still can’t buy her clothes smh this economy is going to shit

@matt_jobe1 @MaxwellB20947 If you’re not talking about Seincoin I don’t want to hear it

@MaxwellB20947 Damn this app sucks this tweet was about Seinfeld lmao why is there a crypto cuck in my comments. Idgaf bro

You either die a Jerry or live long enough to become the Bania.

@ribbblyyAnim @jayeazywhat @Faggyswag As a bi guy I gotcha

@jayeazywhat @Faggyswag As a bi guy, I can give him half the pass, someone give him the other half?

The Best Fan In The World @Faggyswag Got Me Tatted On Their Arm! Bridget Dropping Feb 15th!

@StefanoBWVO OH NO HES HOT!!!!!

My friends asked me to model for their photography project and tbh they knocked it out of the park

Let’s fucking go!!!

I swear to god if that bitch ass groundhog sees his shadow I’m gonna be pissed