Gavin Kerruish

@poisned_apple your mother liked my root...........she wasn't too keen on the colour of it though lol x

Ready to change. Ready to move. Need a ride on a disco stick. Any offers? Lol x

Every time I step out the ba5tard door, it pi55es down!! What have I done to upset Betty our god?!?!?

might enjoy the weekend - lets see x

Had a good night at Lesleys party, then ended up in work for 3 hours. the joy! x

The world is a happier place and I have a roast dinner on! x

you are as old as the wii stick you feel x

In work at 7am - gonna hve to start ironing soon lol x

In work since 7am and not feeling too good. Hey ho - we soldier on! x

The sword of Damecles is hanging over my head (ain't no lie!) - in the mood to watch Rocky tonight lol x

Just like a mouses ear.........tight & squeaky........x

Toms graduation today! Sure it'll b a good day x

Love the sausage baby - love the sausage x

@poisned_apple you should never spit. It's very rude x

@poisned_apple you should never spit my dear dear child. You must always swallow. It's only polite x

Moistage! Always the best lol x

Scratch your arse mate? lol x

OMG! It's 04:45 and my head is spinning! Not swine flu my dears, just the start of a big hangover..........x

what a most using night! fun is fab!! x

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts x