Vannucci, Jr.

Not down with it. Any of it.

The Olympics began in the cradle of Western civilization, Greece. The Olympics should now end in Las Vegas, the butcher of bad times and the assassin of dignity and humanity.

Bright Lights out this Friday. #BrightLights

Swear to god Bono was clocking me when I put in my password the other day. If I ever say insane shit on here it’s obviously him.

Parrots Up. RIP James.

Those drum strokes are trademarked, little guy

You shall not pass

@shomachat You best.

@Vannucci_Jr Run for Cover?

Excited for Fast X. Putting my band in the ring to do a song for FAST 11. Specifically for the Rock funeral montage (he no doubt gets run over and dragged 556 miles by Dom for being too cheesy). RIP to the biggest salesman poser on Earth.

We?

Just woke up dreaming I got to re-record my tracks on Neon Tiger. If something seems off - and I assure you the drums are off - it’s because Mark birthed wind that never left my little drum pod. I may have permanent damage to my lungs.

If ya know ya know

Gave my blue check to Dave and he just smoked it

Hey bud, I have it on semi-good authority (B-Flo) that Bono is doing a show in NYC for like a month so I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Can you imagine what I could do with all that hair? Also hbd

You know who loves Mr. Brightside? Rivers Fucking Cuomo. Cheers, you nerd.

HBD Patti Smith

Two lines good or bad? Plz advise

@mery681 Which actor is hitting sticks?

@Vannucci_Jr I'm dreaming about The Killers biopic Ron😘💗❤️🍀

The hierarchy of the Academy Awards is going to change in 2024 when I win multiple Oscars (song, live action short) and ruthlessly destroy their stage

I am so fucking excited about owning Ohio for a night, the worm has turned, best wear a hazmat suit or we might melt you