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サー・アレックス「ヤバいヤバい、もうロナウドなんとかしろ！」 ロナウド「はい、ボス」

If a French troop kills you, he will be excused. Yes, Ruto has signed that.

The dream is close. Heads up, we have one more step to take! Thank you all for the amazing support tonight!

El Barcelona ganó a una Juventus sin Cristiano Ronaldo (baja por COVID) y los italianos necesitaban ganar 3-0 en el Camp Nou para ser primeros. Pero cometieron el error de escribir un tuit provocando al portugués. El resto es historia🐐

At 41 years old, he still hypes himself up before every free kick like it’s the first game of his career. Cristiano Ronaldo’s mentality is simply unmatched — pure hunger, passion, and obsession with greatness. 🥶🐐

🗣️ Roy Keane: “Ronaldo chasing 1000 like it’s normal. The man’s a lunatic. A lunatic who happens to be right every single time he says he’ll do something.”

No one in football can do this

🚨🎙️Mourinho on Ronaldo’s influence since joining Saudi-pro league “People laughed when Cristiano Ronaldo made the move to Al Nassr FC, but look at football now — the world is watching the Saudi Pro League every week. Cristiano didn’t just join a league, he changed its image completely. Big players, big managers, global attention… all of it followed him. That is the power of a player who dominated Europe for almost two decades. “People can debate many things in football, but they cannot debate influence. Ronaldo opened the door and the football world walked through it. Now the Saudi league has respect, competition, stars, and pressure because one man had the courage to go first.”

Cristiano Ronaldo: "Even when others are celebrating, they always remember Cristiano Ronaldo. It's a sign that I'm always on their minds. For better or for worse, they're always talking about Cris."

It’s 2007, everything feels simple. Then night hits Old Trafford and Ronaldo walks out to sign your shirt. You just realize how lucky you are.

Cristiano Ronaldo OUTPERFORMED the entire FC Barcelona team between 2013-2018 🤯

I have hosted many events in France and all over the world. Audiences are ungovernable everywhere - Larry Madowo

PRIME RONALDO 2008: PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE CLUB WORLD CUP COMMUNITY SHIELD EUROPEAN GOLDEN BOOT PL GOLDEN BOOT UCL GOLDEN BOOT PL BEST PLAYER WA PLAYER OF THE YEAR UEFA BEST PLAYER FIFA WORLD PLAYER BALLON D'OR PRIME MESSI 2012: 91 GOALS COPA DEL REY

I miss you every second of my bitchass life

🚨🎙️Cristiano Ronaldo: “Incluso cuando otros celebran, siempre recuerdan a Cristiano Ronaldo. Es una señal de que siempre estoy en sus mentes. Para bien o para mal, siempre están hablando de Cris.”

Visited the Utawala home of our brother, Senator Richard Onyonka, to condole with his family following the passing of their matriarch, Mama Teresa Omoke. ​Joined by Hon. @HEBabuOwino, Hon.@KibagendiToni, and Retired CJ @dkmaraga, we spent the afternoon sharing memories of a woman whose grace and wisdom shaped a formidable legacy.

Look at the gap between Diego Maradona & Gerd Müller’s CVs 👀🏆 The latter isn’t even considered in the GOAT debate 😭

🚨 ON THIS DAY 5 YEARS AGO: Cristiano Ronaldo became the FIRST player to ever score 100 club goals in 3 different countries. 👑

We reject French Imperialism on our soil. #FrenchoutofAfrica #communistPartyMarxistKenya

Shooting that 40 seconds into the game is just diabolical 😭