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Entitled passenger REFUSES to let TSA scan her carry-on... then HARASSES agents instead of just leaving. Ends with handcuffs and a perp walk. Play stupid games...

“Domestic terrorist” “Nice young man”

Fuck everyone who voted for Trump. Every last one of you.

she cleared MAGA so bad here like LMFAOOO😭😭😭

Imagine if Jake Paul getting knocked out was the first domino to fall in things finally taking a turn for the better in the world.

your ex is drowning and your third emoji is your reaction

Since they getting rid of pennies… what they gon do when my total is $2.98 and I give em $3?

@hulu Clueless, Fried Green Tomatoes, Friday and Pretty Woman

What movie do you always rewatch even though you know every line? ⬇️

This small rural town had 1 veterinarian, a 74-year old veteran who tried finding his replacement for 5 years Even willing to give away his clinic, truck, and supplies if someone were to move to the town to take over A young graduate student took the offer

The kids from Sandy Hook should be in college right now

@excelduru Agnis

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

MARINERS WALK OFF TIGERS IN THE 15TH INNING 🔱 This is Seattle's first appearance in the ALCS in 24 years 😳

@Mikeylikesithot @InternetH0F 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@InternetH0F Unfortunately, our team is the Colorado Rockies. My son would have probably preferred going to school . . .

Dad of the century 🥹

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@JGQuintel My Sons Senior Parking Spot C/O 2026

Bad Bunny is an American citizen and Puerto Rico is a U.S territory. 45 million Americans speak Spanish. STAY MAD.

@ThrillaRilla369 We have a “no questions ask” policy…..send me a thumbs up or text/location to indicate you need out and no questions asked just out and you’re out. We can discuss at a later time. It’s worked twice and I never did follow up they wanted out so we got them out.

My kid just texted me "🐞". It's code for "I want to come home, but I want it to be your fault." One random emoji that means "Get me out of here." I call, I show up, I make an excuse. I get to be the "bad guy." They get to leave safely—without being a "tattletale", without losing face with friends, without pressure. Every kid deserves that kind of safety net. Parents: pick your family's emoji. What's yours going to be?

It's official, the week 4 @KING5Seattle @KING5Sports Big Game will be a rivalry game between undefeated @PHSVIKS and @JagNationFB ! Joining me in the booth will be former Jags coach and Vikings player Troy Halfaday! Maybe Mike Huard too if we can't get the delay button working!

Charlie laughed. The co-host laughed. The crowd laughed. The murder of 400,000 people, and they think it’s hilarious. Now leftists make jokes about 1 man and its end of the world. Hypocrites.

@Raindropsmedia1 Uber Driver POV:

Woman stopped an Uber to confront a 19-year-old for allegedly staying the night with her 50-year-old husband. “You knew he was married. Why would you do that?” 👀😳