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Every time I queue into one of these champions, I feel my lifespan shorten by 3 years. If you main one or more of these abominations of desolations that the Bible warned us about, i am certain that you may also like children.

For the first time in my life i own every single champion released! I've played for 12 years now going strong without ever having all champions unlocked, due to being toxic & playing on botted accs / getting banned. I may now rest in peace after this achivement! HUGE😤

You can now officially be 1,000 LP Master on EUW.

@drewlevin I mean, is it not the case that (or atleast in my case) people get here because of internet cutting off / pc shutting down, emergency etc?, i havent seen people going afk at all in the past few years

@VeladeLOL it is supposed to be annoying so people don’t do the thing that leads to them being in LPQ

@drewlevin Hi king, i know you guys have other stuff to prioritize and to put resources on to, i also know that this affects minimum of the population but it would rather be a great QoL update to be able to use the client while waiting the timer out. QoL

@unrav3ld @IvernGott one must not reveal its secrets

@VeladeLOL @IvernGott is phase rush good on zyra? :0 this is peak, i mostly go electrocute

UNLUCKY

@LolMalice @DesperateNasus how bout dis

@DesperateNasus how about this

Small lobby diff

@IvernGott buddy, have you tried maybe not getting 5x challenger peaks in enemy team vs your teams d1-m100 lp peaks? thoughts so!, try that next time!

@VeladeLOL Play better

@LolElekktro I dont think you have seen the EUW ladder my friend

The cutoff is going up 50 LP per day for both GM and Challenger, DeflateGate needs to be activated NOW

x: How is your season going so far? me:

I have seen the words ''UNLUCKY'' & ''ACE'' more times than i've seen my mother this year. SoloQ is cursed, DuoQ in the other hand is beyond the human understanding.

@chakibxd send pipebomb to kronos

season so inflated i managed to get grandmaster on flex without being banned @drewlevin 😂 in all seriousness tho, these lp gains & inflations on solo queue seems wild, are you guys planning on something? like that one time where everyone got demoted 1 tier lower and to 0lp m+

@MysticBlueFox hi

Mystic Gold Fox...

@Kluckadell Qnoxs catching deserved strays

S16 EVELYNN GUIDE: -pick diana -win

@drewlevin @EggLalle @drewlevin can you please check my first born son health, i havent seen him in 2 years.

@EggLalle I don’t work in player support nor can I see tickets

im sorry @drewlevin im not getting any answer from this ticket #121606337 can you pls help me

hot take, this item is garbage & bait, just fueling dopamine for being new + tick dmg cant change my mind

@vanguardl9 BUT BROOOWHHH... IF HAKALI TEKS KILLS... I KENT DO HANYSINK!!!

Can't seem to win man

POV: You are enemy team and press tab min 18 in game just to see that ur jungler is 100 cs down, wyd?