Veloci-Earth Society

[scientists naming Uranus] Scientist 1: name it Urpenis lol Scientist 2: no no that’s too immature nobody will take that seriously Scientist 3: name it Uranus then lmao All scientists in room: Fucking genius

Area 51 raid tomorrow, truly hope something beyond a few arrests come out of it, a revolution sponsored by V-Earth is just what i need to boost my memeship

“But.. It’s not Velociearth related!” “SEND THE TWEET GOD DAMN IT!!”

Can we get this hashtag trending a bit? @peta fucking sucks dudes. #animalisis

@VelociEarth You may have created and helped a lot to this community but since he makes new models of the earth and tweeting and commenting way more frequently he is recruiting most of the people so he is playing a big part in this and you cant just say he stole all of it

VELOCIRAPTOR EARTH ANNOUNCEMENT: I have officially Blocked @DinosaurEarth, after finding out about the slimey fuck’s merch store that was the last straw, I have tried reporting him, simply requesting that he be suspended or I be verified, but it does nothing, 1/2

@NASA Names to Mars, call me when we’re sending people dawg. The V Earth Society has already sent HUNDREDS of people into space, it’s just one way and doesn’t make it to Mars...

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@bananabajanana Okay, idk how people started to think I made the image but I didn’t. I made this community, the Society is my creation, it doesn’t take any effort to take someone’s idea that existed long before he did. So no, I will give that shyster no credit. Begone Heretic.

@VelociEarth I know that im late to the party but i just wanted to say that first of all neither of you started it because pictures were circulating back at 2016 so dont take all of the credit And also the difference is that he puts in a lot of actual work into his account...

Made the mistakes of trying to engage in peace talks woth @DinosaurEarth, they’re just as dense as one would think of an account made to mimic someone else’s idea.

Realistically, what do you think the ratio of memesters to actual anti America revolutionaries will be at Area 51? Obviously I’m hoping for a 50/50 split, but what do you think?

Potatos are just Earth Beans

Real talk, wtf is this #Fredo shit lol, cause if it’s what I’m reading it is I’m gonna lose my shit lmao, absolutely hilarious. I’m glad the internet can unite once more to meme on @CNN, carry on you delightful memesters

@EarthsVR YES, continue typing you modern day Diogenes

@VelociEarth Well you see VR means virtual reality and right now my reality is big anime Tittes

Yo we gotta sneak into NASA’s Headquarters while the government is distracted with Area 51, They’ll be trying to evacuate the aliens from there

@EarthsVR No please

@VelociEarth 🦍

@fisekci_jan Lol it’s cool

@VelociEarth Man it's just twitter anyone can do anything. I tried to make a joke :/ didn't land :///. Basicly sorry. You do you :)

It’s National GF day everyone!!... no news to report..

@fisekci_jan You’re quite*

@fisekci_jan Lol, it the quite the meany over here dawg

@fisekci_jan Also idk what reservations you have about the earth or what god like position you view me in, but I did not create the earth it was shaped over millions of years.

@fisekci_jan Fella the radiation from our society’s jerry rigged at best tech has reduced all my nerves to unfeeling squigglies. Even if you did touch one I would be the last to know

@dominicprado12 Try now so called messenger

@fisekci_jan Wow ok, didn’t know it was Attack the Scientists day. At least I have overwhelming loneliness to keep me company, wtf do you have lol lonely ass

@VelociEarth Man, you run a twitter acount about a velociraptor earth. Can't say im too suprised.