Velocity Corporation

[PINNED] Following the trend of the other wings creating social media accounts, we here at Velocity Corporation have taken this opportunity to establish media relevancy on X. Breakthroughs in research will be posted regularly. It is a pleasure to have you with us.

Spent 10 million ahn trying to purchase the lævateinn. Instead of the sword of legends... I received this fucking prined out spreadsheet in the mail. Everyone will feel it.

@GeneticsCorp Aye aye, cap'n.

Can someone please produce good alcohol in this fuckass city oh my god is it really that hard to be an alcoholic.

SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE HITTING A RYU ISHIGORI POSE WHEN I'M EXPRESSING JOY Specifically the one where he yells "SWEET!".

V. Corp has favorites. You will not know if you are my favorite, until you are notified. There will be signs if you are a candidate. Have a GCorpGood day.

What the fuck is that. 😭 Genuinely frying me. Three days.

I forgot what I was going to tweet

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MULNY'R I HAD A FUCKING FEELING THAT WAS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT IN MY LAST TWEET #PCorpPrecognition

It gets to a point, guys. I'll let you figure out what disappointed me, but holy shit.

Everyone when M. Corp speaks in the general chat. Super sweet. Shrenne, keep your eyes peeled

Thank you, Shrenne. We will be in contact soon. 😉

2 days to go.

@hongyuan881 @Purple_Sn4ke @NagelundHaammer What the fuck am I gonna do??? Send out broly??

We're being followed by @Purple_Sn4ke. AKA THE PURPLE TEAR. HELP. SOS SEND HELP @NagelundHaammer @Velocitous_Corp DO SOMETHING.

Okay. Name : V. Corp Pronouns : Everyone in District 22 Height : Something Sexuality: Probably Smoke/drink: No Piercings: No Tattoos: No Fav color: Whatchamacallit Fav drink: Tea. not black Fav animal: Something else

@CreatureCloning It depends on the artstyle. DNI if you're corporist, my body is a temple and not a breathing super sword.

@Velocitous_Corp Besides there are many different styles in The Ring

Ring baddies DNI. Unless you're truly exceptional.

@ColorOCPmoon Gif of white baby crying on couch captioned "W-why you bulleh meh.. dumb wing.." gay pathetic reaction video. Was this the desired response? Do let me know. The aforementioned gif has also been attached below. #FCorpFuckYou

@Velocitous_Corp 🔰 & 🐟 "So you sell a product nobody wants. Got it."

I'm sorry that nobody wants a car, Urine Corporation.

@CreatureCloning T-they... they're all... ROBOTS.. 😭😭 Do not... #TCorpTouch me if you're.. cold. Thank you for asking, R. Corp. I indeed am not. 😁

@Velocitous_Corp A rare occurrence of V Corp not being desperate? Are you feeling alright?

I need like a v corp human-sona for more effective larps reply to this message when one gets made and i'll send you the vlash (v corp flash) actual tweet not in character

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