Venmo

@pizzahut 🛒🥬🥒🍅 When “picking up a few groceries for the week” just means getting chips and dip for the watch party

@pizzahut 📅💬📌 TRANSLATION When “midday appointment” just means skipping work to catch an afternoon match

Sneaking out of work to watch the match, too? Keep your alibis tight so nothing gives you away while you enjoy the games 👇

What are your most surprising Venmo transactions and why are they bachelorette trips?

$17.76 is the perfect payment for today

Then try clicking this: venmo.com/stash-rewards/

Instead of saying this: “I get cash back for using Venmo Stash” Try saying this: “I’m cashbackmaxxing with Venmo Stash”

Idk which new summer interns need to hear this but… it's ok to send Venmo requests for the stuff people owe you

brb venmo’ing an online psychic $20 to manifest me a handsome and communicative hockey playing boyfriend

the only thing better than happy hour drinks after a long day of emails is when your friend says “I got this, Venmo me later”

Protecting the identity of the Venmo Debit Card user (pls don’t blow this up)

finding money in your Venmo account is the universe telling you to treat yourself to a fun drink with extra whip

Is it really studying for finals if you aren’t Venmoing someone $7 for coffee at 1 AM???

Terms apply venmo.com/about/creditca…

what they said the future would look like: - flying cars - time travel - space vacation what the future actually looks like:

@PayPal Stop trying to make PayPal a verb, that’s our thing 😜

@Venmo AND that you can PayPal people on Venmo 😉

Be the first to tell the group chat that you can now Venmo eligible PayPal people >>>