Vanessa

okes not spending on their girlfriends but will straight face tell you they are going to break the bank on their future wives, you won’t man lmaooo

Corporate 101: The job description and the actual job rarely know each other.

@CheckersSA You guys delivered a wrong product and I can’t log a refund.

African leaders will continue being incompetent because there are always people willing to defend their behaviour. People are blaming the Queen for recording footage instead of being disgusted by the King’s behaviour. I’ve seen people defend Pres Mnangagwa’s extension. Yah neh.

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@Basiietsana Love her down😭

@cnehshuga I never miss his videos😭✋🏾

Is this syakubongela mzala?

@hificorp My order has missing items! Can you respond to my dm?!

I’m sorry if we end up losing? I’m blaming Broos because Sithole was not supposed to be on the pitch to begin with.

Rainbow Nation 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

Chelsea won 2 ucl and were not in top 4 when we won the first ucl😂😂 Chelsea are the only team in the world to win every trophy in Europe and local 😂😂 Chelsea stopped psg from becoming a menace in Europe to win the cwc 😂😂 Your club has to win the ucl before you can play in the super cup final, winning the ucl is automatic qualification to play in the cwc 😂😂 Chelsea has been there, and have also conquered 😂😂 But your stupid club can’t even win the ucl and you claim to be the best 😂😂 Yeah I agree, you are the best losers of all time 😂😂😂

If I had 34 Mercedes Benz and my friend had 48 Hondas, does it mean we're on the same level?

Arsenal had the lowest amount of possession on record (24.7%) in a Champions League final since 2004 😮

As bad as it may get, at least there’s always Arsenal 😂😂😂 hahaha.

The dopamine of scrolling through Twitter after Arsenal lose

Goodnight and sweet dreams.

Winners celebrate, losers explain.

We Are Chelsea

#UCL winners on this day in 2021. 🏆