‎ 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐌

Nooo no no, no criminal... Not really. Mostly. Maybe just like, very boring little crimes, like the ones that I do, and you definitely shouldn't eat me either so. Good guy. Both of us. I swear. Please don't eat him.

"Oops. Got tha pronouns wrong. My bad." Damn. They had ( teeth )! "Also, no need ta yell, Drools." I arched a brow as I handed over the bone, instantly perking up at the praise. "Oh, thank ya! I picked this outfit myself. Black an' red work waaaaay better than pink an' blue."

𝐷𝑖𝑔 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑏𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔 ✶⋆.˚

Wiping the floor before someone slips while talking to Bud and Lou. "Look, Boys! A giant doggie ta play wit'!" Turning to him. "Want a juicy bone, Drools?"

Are you daft? .......Don't answer that

I can think of at LEAST five reasons off the top of my head why that would be an issue and why I shouldn't do that. But I appreciate the thought ... I think.

Sure it doesn't....

This you?

Stolen