LO

the way I always get in the front seat of the uber when I’m blacked and alone

Brought my iPad to work today just to tweet

nothing less attractive than a man asking to tap phones to share info bro shut up

“I’m jimmy Hendrix 20 seconds before he died”

“Are you Italian” no babe I’m addicted to jersey shore

I love my fans <3

I wish a bitch would

dreamt that I couldn’t stop eating metal and chains

“you better not be spreading yourself too thin” me:

i thought labubu was the new word for a lobotomy

‘I really believed in the way you dropped it low like that’

pulling up to the bar with no lipgloss and hot soup

i’ve gotta stop accepting rides home from ppl omg

taking a thirst trap with the window open and the ice cream man walks by

how do you expect me to live laugh love in these conditions

holy fuck. just got home from a walk and threw up my whole coffee bc my roommate’s cat shit & pissed in the kitchen!! liter robot hasn’t been changed in weeks and bro left to go out of town for two weeks on sunday !!! are youuuu kidding me!