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Lucio has a green aura and venture also has a similar green aura, just with flies and stink

i love venture so so much. cutest character ever. i wanna squeeze their cheeks

@Slorpler the concept of a venture slime ranter

?????

Femtures done,,, don’t kill me for putting bro in a skirt I will cry #ventureoverwatch

@raccoonpawbs dude foxy gets no skins i think its bc they lowkey replaced him w roxanne :/ i mean look at how much they buffed her and then nerfed him in the same patch and theyre both dive dps???? so stupid

@VentureFootJob man it’s so sad you can tell the devs have favouritism :/ it’s always the chica players it’s no fair i really want more foxy skins

chica and toy chica mains are so annoying bruh mind u withered bonnie hasn't gotten a legendary in 2 years ... literal biblical levels of greed asking for more mythics when marionette only gets epics and molten freddy is starving with only recolors

@BoxxKitt dude it sucks bc i love playing mangle so much but her skins are SOOO BAD it's always playstation exclusive recolors or an ugly legendary every five seasons im sick of it

@VentureFootJob Mangle also hasn’t gotten anything since their season other then that ugly PlayStation exclusive recolor!

monty and roxanne JUST CAME OUT two seasons ago and they already have 4 collab skins it's ridiculous bro 😭😭😭😭 cosmetics arent everything but my main (mangle) only gets like a skin every 5 seasons and im supposed to be ok with chica getting ANOTHER legendary...

overwatch characters on the first of april :

@fleshygut characters like mercy and kiriko will always be a problem with getting so many skins but what about mei sigma soldier ana lw etc who get consistent skins back to back every season? should they not be included in the overall distribution conversation bc they dont get as much

@fleshygut at this point my joke abt powerscaling ow skin distribution seems true cause yes you have your stronger greedier cashcows but you have your lesser ones and those lesser ones will still become a problem for the big picture overall if the trend continues

the uncomfortable conversation of the fact that venture is infact now a cash cow character has to be had soon. theyre not kiriko levels but if ur gonna get on wuyang and lw for getting a skin every season u also gotta get on venture bc they've gotten one with only a single gap

@fleshygut i have DEFINITELY seen ppl call sigma a cashcow especially when he was on a streak of getting ultimate battle pass skins over and over. if we can call lifeweaver a cashcow for getting skins back to back we can also call venture one i dont think that there is anything wrong w that

@VentureFootJob i don't think ive ever seen someone call sigma a cash cow 😭 like idk i personally just think it's egregious that wuyang and Juno have 11 & 15 legendaries respectively with 0 epics but now that venture gets a few consistently (w/ 1 epic out of the 4) we have to factor them in

@fleshygut We are powerscaling overwatch skin distribution now

@fleshygut idk if people can call sigma a cashcow for getting a skin every season then venture is definitely one as well. you always have your kirikos and mercys who are fat and greedy but you still have reaper soldier wuyang lw ana etc who are in the same boat of getting so much stuff

@enbyfreakster @ING wtf is a pole

@VentureFootJob @ING one rub and a pole final offer

making out with my pillow and these chuds keep @ing me to hop on overwatch faaawwk

@enbyfreakster @ING unacceptable i should be atleast allowed to rub it twice

@VentureFootJob @ING you can rub my belly once to make it up to you

@enbyfreakster @ING tch... I get it... im just the foot oomf to you after all....

@VentureFootJob @ING i cant im lowkey #sleeping #timezones bro...

If i dislike a venture skin i simply imagine them all sweaty then i get hard and i start liking them. Liking not licking. Fuuuck.