Kevin Keller (parody)

KEVIN KELLER 1950s Riverdale High Student | Teacher in the present day lover of performing arts, science, and contact sports canon-inspired by Riverdale/Wednesday/Archie & DC Comics #Riverdale | #Wednesday | #DC | MV | MS | dark themes | bi | ships w/chem NSFW | 18+

@CallousLupine what you say is true . . . I still recommend we start by looking into the Ghoulies. There a violent gang that we've had to deal with several times throughout the years. It would be the perfect cover up for any creature of the night.

@CallousLupine with all the supernatural creatures here in Riverdale, vampires, werewolves, hybrids or . . . whatever . . . we're going to have to be more subtle about this. 'Cause like me, there's not many people in this town believe in the things that you showed me or told me about. But if -

𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖗 @VenusteDirectr Klaus was a hybrid over a thousand years of existing . He was controlling and manipulative many feared him. Putting a wall around him when he was younger the hybrid had been beaten relentless by his step father Mikael. Klaus was the>>

@DivaVocalist out into an unchoreographed musical number in the middle of this restaurant, I'm not sure everyone else here would be on board with that. So, why don't you just tell me the news and get it all out of your system before you spontaneously combust.

@DivaVocalist tell the chef to prepare our food. Then, once the coast was clear, I readjusted myself in my chair before leaning in a little while I waited in anticipation to hear what she what she had planned on telling me for weeks now. ] Okay, as much as I would love to hear you break -

Starter for @VenusteDirectr I’m sitting at the bar of Gramercy Tavern, the warm golden light casting a glow over the rustic wood paneling and the polished brass fixtures. The air smells faintly of cedar and something delicious from the open kitchen. The vibe is upscale but

This whole thing about being trapped in Hawkins, Indiana in 1987 is beyond bizarre and it's going to take a lot of getting used to. And I look like I just finished filming a scene from The Lost Boys or The Karate Kid, but I dig it.

@UpsideDownHero some exposure therapy to see what it's really like living in this decade. I think I'm as ready as I can be if you are?

@UpsideDownHero let's just head to mall and see what we can find. I might not know much about the 1980s, but I'm good at picking out gifts and I need to pick up some stuff myself. Thankfully when I was teleported here, my wallet was still in the pocket of my jeans. Not to mention, I could use -

You know I've been single long enough and I think I kind of owe it to myself to get back into the dating scene. So, who wants to go on a date tonight?

@SpitfirePsWrath her offer. ] Just say the word and I'll try to offer my assistance in the best way that I know how.

@SpitfirePsWrath like that. We can help either other out. [ a subtle but genuine smile spreads over the corners of my lips as I place my own hand over her's that was caressing mine while patting the top of it as a gesture to show her that I appreciated her comfort and that I was on board with -