🆚VERSUS🆚

@TheLos_210 You’re only allowed to miss your friends on Wednesdays! The rest of the days are for CAPITALISM.

@TheLos_210 It’s not even Wednesday ya hyena!!

Nurse that sweet sweet Valentine’s Day hangover with the least romantic thing in the world—three sweaty dudes yelling at each other through microphones! It’s a podcast, it’s called VERSUS, it’s invaded your phone, and it won’t leave until you’ve listened! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ver…

@TheLos_210 That’s not what it says in his contract it says “no hero shit”

@ReaganPiperRose Were you the person yesterday who listened to episodes 5 through 39 twice and episode 37 three times?

Dang! I’m missing my @VersusPodNYC guys. Hurry back, I need my fix.

@TheLos_210 The whiplash each week between your elation and violent anger…

Sadly the Fates have conspired against a new episode of VERSUS this week, but if you need a microdose of Malachi be sure to go back and watch this past Monday’s episode of the Daily Show with Chelsea Handler!

John and Malachi’s improvisation technique

@ReaganPiperRose Did someone say 4 ice??

⁦@VersusPodNYC⁩ so nice, gotta listen twice….and thrice….and forice (4 times, dammit).

@TheLos_210 Only one way to find out! Listen to every episode of VERSUS a thousand times and also get your friends and family to do the same!

@TheLos_210 Fellow IMDB-credit-haver Malachi says this in the episode. I guess it’s time for a re-listen!

Swooping down like a majestic eagle from the sky and sinking its golden talons into the soft eyeballs of this Wednesday morning—it’s a new episode of VERSUS and it’s here to permanently blind you! Or…blind Wednesday I guess? You get what we mean. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ver…

Can you all listen to podcasts like this yet? If so, here's episode 39—enjoy!

Does VERSUS raise your hackles? Need something to help lower your hackles after a stressful day? Have you ever complimented GM Drew on his dulcet voice? This might be for you! DM for a sneak preview!

@TheLos_210 You shouldn’t smoke Mr. Clown Man it’s bad for you :’(

@TheLos_210 We’ve been doing every other week for a while now so it might just be that BUT it could also be some sort of massive conspiracy in our campaign against human joy, tough to say which

Crazy moments like them getting their asses roasted at the end of every single episode of VERSUS. Come shut us up babies, WE BET YOU WON’T!!!* *(b/c they can’t read this or listen to podcasts)

@podbean Haven’t been able to put out a new one for a while because Game Master Drew’s cat had a stroke and John got COVID. But we did it this week! Give us a pity download! Also it’s funny and you’ll enjoy it! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ver…

Did you release an episode this week? Use this tweet to hype it up! 🎙️

This podcast supports Newborn Ugliness Truthers (NUTs). We speak this truth at the end of every episode of VERSUS because we support free speech (and also because babies can’t understand what we’re saying and aren’t physically large enough to beat us up).