It's me

My wife violently taking back her side of the covers from me in the middle of the night

If my wife and I did a cooking show it would just be her telling me I'm in the way.

its just me and my latina against the world

SHE SAID IM STUCK WITH HER FOREVER!!!

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My wife said that introverts have to plan their conversations in advance…. Is this true?!?!?!!!!!!

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 18 Aug 2016 (via @twi_age).

POV your tank goes monkey to counter there zarya,then the zarya goes DVA to counter your tank, Then your tank go back to zarya to counter there DVA. THEN there tank goes on zarya and now its a Zarya v Zarya and the better one wins. 😎Welcome to Overwatch 2 Ranked😎

WE SMOKING THAT AMBER HEARD PACK TONIGHT LETS GO JOHNNY!!!

@miicheladaas No 🤢

@miicheladaas Un follow

@yikesspaghetti 6

@Verticalkarma81 when is it D:

have u guys ever had lil crushes on ur online friends

@yikesspaghetti Can't gotta stay up for flight

@Verticalkarma81 ur probably right. go sleep!

@yikesspaghetti Wierdo

i put my plant in the bathtub

@yikesspaghetti I've been outside I just get tan

@Verticalkarma81 go outside >:(

@yikesspaghetti No

@Verticalkarma81 are you sunburnt yet