Duncan Phillips

🎨 stopu

@knabemenjau @DarkOddCon (I think that’s the funny part of the joke. It’s political satire, stop taking it that seriously.)

@DarkOddCon Hitler literally hated jews...

@TOVARICHZ If I’m being honest… buff women are prolly better than chubby women. Don’t get me wrong. I love a chubby belly, but nothing beats some nice abs and biceps. Open to debate, if anyone wants to.

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐚 ĐɆ₥Ø₦ 🚬

@onlymuscular Wife material.

Abs & Guns 💥#Maya

@Usiuat @ManMilk2 You just jealous that you don’t got a girl who’ll big spoon you and call you a good boy, bru. Don’t worry, lil bro. You’ll get one some day. I know it.

2023 Core

@AngelsAgony_ I’d fuck the shit out of that peashooter, dude.

Hot day

@ecpyrosis_ @alphafox Smooth and soft doesn’t invalidate big and buff tho. Skinny usually translates to “unathletic,” and I’m trying to have a strong, healthy woman. I’m talking a 225 bench press, and a 315 squat, being able to hit 100 pushups in a row, ykwim? Strong ladies are goated, bro.

@VeryHardModeGod @alphafox I like my ladies smooth and soft. Skinny is also something I fall for

Is this too muscular or just right? 🤔

@Bushmannerino1 @tilingart Real girlfriend material.

Handsome lady...

狭い場所に追い込む筋肉娘

@ecpyrosis_ @alphafox Oh… so you just have bad taste? Buff women are top tier, bru. You just like them skinny frail ladies. Smh.

@VeryHardModeGod @alphafox Bro, the hell. I am talking about visible muscles

@AmericanNatSoc7 @ConservFurry99 What? You don’t fw furry babes? Tsk, tsk, tsk… You missing out, lil brody.

@ConservFurry99 Least zoophilic furry:

Werewolf girls are hot.

@ecpyrosis_ @alphafox Tf you fuckin’? Meatbag with paralysis? You need muscles to move.

@alphafox Not interested in girls with any kind of muscles.