Brent Baltoutous

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Brent Baltoutous

@VeryLargeShips

Puritanical Captain. Family man. Sunset enjoyer.

At Sea Katılım Ağustos 2023

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·53m

Yea man I get it. Tough to go legit haha. I always loved getting the magazines Big Brother and While You Were Sleeping back in the day. So much good stuff. Houston used to have these graffiti shows as well and I ended up being buddies with some pretty big names back in the day even though I had essentially zero ability. Good times.

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Ost3n Art@Ost3nArt·57m

@VeryLargeShips Pretty much the only thing I draw on these days, can’t be blowing up every town I go to when painting giant walls there haha

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Ost3n Art@Ost3nArt·1h

Nothing better than a community that comes together to celebrate a new mural! The mimosa mural reveal was awesome and a huge change of pace from all the hate we were getting online. It’s always crazy to see in person the polarization of the internet and real life but it was truly heartwarming

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1h

@thesadgirl911 x.com/VeryLargeShips…

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No one leaves their kids in the car for quick errands anymore. We should bring that back. I sure as hell do it. Insane to have to unload and load every kid for a 5 minute errand.

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the void@thesadgirl911·8h

I wish it were 2005 and I could leave my child in the car for three minutes while I’m inside of the UPS store.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1h

@hughgrection091 Their mom's never told them to put the Starbucks down growing up. Also, women are getting bigger.

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Hugh G. Rection@hughgrection091·7h

How are there still fat chicks at A&M? It’s like a 20 min walk between classes for me

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1h

@Ost3nArt Awesome. I did it a bit when I was 25 years younger, nothing remarkable. Now I just like watching the trains with my kids.

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Ost3n Art@Ost3nArt·1h

@VeryLargeShips That would be correct other than that fact that I still do 😉

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1h

@PalmerLuckey @NathanJRobinson Yea but "400 miles from silicon valley war king" doesn't have a ring to it.

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Palmer Luckey@PalmerLuckey·2h

@NathanJRobinson Hey Nathan, there are quite a few false claims in this piece, but two very easily correctable ones: I was fired in 2017, not 2018, and calling me The Silicon Valley War King is pretty dumb given that I hate Silicon Valley and live 400 miles away from it.

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Nathan J Robinson@NathanJRobinson·2h

I realize the title of "worst billionaire in America" is highly competitive, but I wrote about why I think Silicon Valley "war king" @PalmerLuckey deserves the prize: currentaffairs.org/news/palmer-lu…

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·2h

@mattbramanti (Tx) (d)epartment (o)f (t)aking too damn long to finish all the highways

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Matt Bramanti@mattbramanti·1d

property of TxDoT

Kyle Umlang@kyleumlang

Was anyone else who grew up in Texas told the police would come to your house and arrest you if you picked a Bluebonnet???

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·2h

@mspringut What does this run? Very tempting.

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Micah Springut@mspringut·6h

Semi-annual reminder. Monumental Labs will make your puppy in marble.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·2h

@ccmembersonly @ColeRagansSZN >be over 40, top of my profession >Still love shitpoasting

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Cole Ragans Enjoyer@ColeRagansSZN·8h

What age does the burner end? Having an internal crisis. Can’t be 22 years old with a full time job tweeting on a burner lmao

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·2h

Obviously the Porsche Cayenne is the hang up here.

Golden Boy 👑🗡️@_DNA_GoldenBoy

What is stopping young white men from graduating from a good college, getting a job at the Dallas Goldman Sachs office, making VP, buying this $15M house in Highland Park, marrying a female tennis player, and having her drop off your 4 kids at private school in a Porsche Cayenne?

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·2h

@oilmanms @mattbramanti Except they made me pay current year as well because of I would have waited any longer than I did I would have had to pay the ticket. I saved money, but not as much as I would have liked.

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Mike Stoeb 🇻🇦@oilmanms·2h

@VeryLargeShips @mattbramanti You saved money. Saving probably about $75 per year = $300. You probably saved $150 to $200. Nice financial move.

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Matt Bramanti@mattbramanti·3h

tsk tsk

Abbie Kamin@AbbieKamin

Meanwhile gas prices…

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·3h

@mattbramanti COVID retardation*

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·3h

@mattbramanti I let mine ride for almost 4 years because of COVID until I got pooped last year.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·7h

Beginning stages of framing the completely overbuilt dog wash station. Meant for a 60 lb dog but could hold Butterbean.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·8h

I have too many projects going on at once to ever achieve this. Currently in the middle of: building dog wash station, drywalling garage, prep for kitchen renovation, installing crown moulding in the bedrooms plus ongoing property maintenance. Life is a brutal mess.

Hamilton 🇺🇸@Watchman_motto

Almost everyone can achieve this, but almost nobody does.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·13h

Knocked out some furniture repair yesterday.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1d

No one leaves their kids in the car for quick errands anymore. We should bring that back. I sure as hell do it. Insane to have to unload and load every kid for a 5 minute errand.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1d

The daily lighting of the burn barrel with random leaves so our property always smells like a campfire.

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1d

MFW random Japanese guy has a squarebody but I don't.

$hotα@vmxutang_31

My truck From Japan

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Brent Baltoutous@VeryLargeShips·1d

@MattWalshBlog I for one would like to see you draw some pictures. Get your second youngest child to do it, actually. Probably the most relatable to the person you're speaking to.

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Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·1d

You can't read and yet you're calling someone else retarded. It was a connecting flight. Do you know what that means? Our full trip was like a thousand miles. We had a connecting flight about two thirds of the way because there weren't any direct flights available. We missed the connection because the first flight was delayed. Do you understand now or do you need me to explain it with pictures?

CHURRASCO SAUDADE@churrascooooo

choosing to fly instead a 5 hour drive? are you retarded?

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@thesadgirl911 @hughgrection091 @Ost3nArt @PalmerLuckey @NathanJRobinson @mattbramanti @mspringut @ccmembersonly