Very Lonely Luke

May the Fourth be just another day spent alone.

My review of the Mandalorian: Too much action. Not enough island.

Is it May the Fourth yet? It's been a long time since I've had a calendar.

How far away should you stay from other people? One person per planet. Nothing else will do.

I was social distancing before it was cool.

Can ghosts get sick? Asking for a friend.

Roses are red. Force ghosts are blue. I love my family. But I hate my nephew.

Okay, seriously, when has building planet-destroying weapons EVER worked out?

Sure, you think Baby Yoda is great now, but just wait until he learns to talk.

In just a few short hours, the year will still be a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

So Leia is hanging out here now. There goes the neighborhood.

Oh, so you think that just because I don't exist on this plane of reality you don't have to buy me a gift? Typical.

For sale: Used X-wing. Slightly wet. Still runs. Probably. $300 or best offer.

Back in my day we saved the galaxy without making a pit stop at Burning Man.

I get that I don't live there anymore, but maybe don't bury your trash at my childhood home.

I didn't just sulk on my island. I went to that place to look for that thing. THEN I sulked on my island. Big difference.

Just to be clear, burning a TIE fighter on my island is super bad for the environment.

So I guess this is the robe I'm wearing for the rest of forever. Great. That stain is permanent.

Do you ever feel like people look right through you?

My uncle wouldn't let me go to the academy. My dad cut off my hand. My crazy desert neighbor lied to me constantly. Male role models are overrated.