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Very Lonely Luke

@VeryLonelyLuke

I'm a hermit on a water planet. I don't need people. Please don't leave me. Parody account. My new book: https://t.co/7L8OEejLsC

The First Jedi Temple Katılım Aralık 2015
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Very Lonely Luke
Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
May the Fourth be just another day spent alone.
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My review of the Mandalorian: Too much action. Not enough island.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Is it May the Fourth yet? It's been a long time since I've had a calendar.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
How far away should you stay from other people? One person per planet. Nothing else will do.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
I was social distancing before it was cool.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Can ghosts get sick? Asking for a friend.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Roses are red. Force ghosts are blue. I love my family. But I hate my nephew.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Okay, seriously, when has building planet-destroying weapons EVER worked out?
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Sure, you think Baby Yoda is great now, but just wait until he learns to talk.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
In just a few short hours, the year will still be a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
So Leia is hanging out here now. There goes the neighborhood.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Oh, so you think that just because I don't exist on this plane of reality you don't have to buy me a gift? Typical.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
For sale: Used X-wing. Slightly wet. Still runs. Probably. $300 or best offer.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Back in my day we saved the galaxy without making a pit stop at Burning Man.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
I get that I don't live there anymore, but maybe don't bury your trash at my childhood home.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
I didn't just sulk on my island. I went to that place to look for that thing. THEN I sulked on my island. Big difference.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Just to be clear, burning a TIE fighter on my island is super bad for the environment.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
So I guess this is the robe I'm wearing for the rest of forever. Great. That stain is permanent.
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
Do you ever feel like people look right through you?
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Very Lonely Luke@VeryLonelyLuke·
My uncle wouldn't let me go to the academy. My dad cut off my hand. My crazy desert neighbor lied to me constantly. Male role models are overrated.
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