Mom

My bio is just cruise please omode nimi…🙏🏽

My own is why should anyone have to pay influencers just cause they want to crowdfund,people are really heartless o

Nothing is more freeing than accepting you’re a slut and embracing it

I have 0 naira rn idek how I got here

Nigeria’s U-19 women’s cricket team just defeated South Africa and is heading into the semi-finals . Cricket in Nigeria is under-supported, but these girls are showing up and winning anyway. If you’re in Lagos, go support them live at TBS tomorrow. Let’s show up!

We’re OG before IG and X. Built our success without social media, so we really don’t care. You should be more focused on yourself. 💯 Because even with your blue tick, you barely get 10 likes… and you’re worried about me? 🤷🏾‍♂️Damnn🤦🏽‍♂️🙈

Anal sex isn’t supposed to exist in the first place 😭

In 2004, serial rapist Akku Yadav terrorized a slum in India for over a decade, raping dozens of women, murdering at least 3 people, and walking free every time thanks to police corruption. On August 13, while appearing for a bail hearing, around 200 women (many his victims) stormed Nagpur District Court armed with kitchen knives, stones & chili powder. They threw chili in his eyes, stabbed him over 70 times, hacked off his penis with a vegetable knife, and left him dead on the courtroom floor.

@the_rebeccah Maybe he wants to just have you around but if y’all aren’t that close don’t go

Abeg, if man talk say he wan host you for hin house, wetin he mean? Na just friends o, not talking stage or anything. How e dey be now? I don commot for street since, I no understand anything again.

Desire

They sometimes shit during the process too Digging dick inside deep shit

I don’t think you all truly understand the potential impact of anal sex. The anal sphincter isn’t designed the same way as the vagina it doesn’t have the same elasticity or recovery function. Repeated strain can weaken it over time, which in some cases may lead to issues like reduced control or leakage. This isn’t about fear-mongering, it’s about awareness. People are putting their bodies at risk, often just to meet expectations or please a partner, without fully understanding the possible consequences. At the very least, decisions like this should come from being informed not pressured.

might not have a tight grip on reality but at least I’ve got a tight grip where it counts

One lamentation per Twitter scroll. It is well.

Someone filed for N0,00 income, they charge him N2,800. So an average techie probably will pay almost one million naira in taxes I don't think this can work in this country 😭

@Edward_Atime Dem wan collect money from money wey no dey 😭

I filed for N0,00 income, them still charge me N2,800. Omoooo😭😭😂😂😂

More of this 🙏🏽

finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week

Don’t touch the clitoris too with that you sandpaper hand 🙏🏽😪

And if you have strong hands just don’t touch it at all 🙏🏽

I feel like the people experiencing the most hardship in Nigeria aren’t even on twitter.