Brad

@benshapiro Retard check

Wellness check

@Irenezhao_ Sorry, border’s closed!

I’m packing. Which city should I move to? Los Angeles, New york, San Francisco, Miami or Hawaii?

@RaeannePonzo @PghPanthers @ThePoniExpress What’s up raeanne, shut your loser fucking mouth

@PghPanthers @ThePoniExpress He sat on the bench.

Andrew McCutchen wearing a mask as a baserunner today.

🚨🚨GIVE AWAY🚨🚨I know I’m 8.8k followers late, but I promised a Three Rivers Stadium seat giveaway. For a Chance to win and to help me clear my basement retweet this! Must be following and willing to meet within city limits for pick up. Deadline 6/18 @ 5PM. Good luck!

@barstoolsports He walks like he’s wearing heels lol

That one girl in school who always wore pajama pants

God damn man Trailer Park Boys is so good 😂

Corporate America might be the most embarrassing subculture humans have ever created

@LawrenceMetten Is this an Oscars streaming service?

No excuses if I don’t watch all the Oscar noms this year

@savsays This is embarrassing journalism

I asked Sec. Buttigieg why it took him almost 3 weeks to come and speak to residents of East Palestine. His press Secretary then told me I was aggressive for trying to ask questions on camera:

@HowardBeck A bigger penis

Aerosmith, NSync, Britney Spears, Mary J Blige, Nelly - Super Bowl XXXVI... youtu.be/BPGDpcoLYtI via @YouTube

John Fentanyl

My upstairs neighbor coming alive at 10:30pm every night

@kayyy_t6 Hahah a true pittsburgh salad, those will fill ya up 😂 just lettuce and a protein is a joke

@VeryyBusyy 😂 maybe bc I’m always extra with my salads adding the most ridiculous things. Chicken, fries, boiled eggs 😅

Salads might as well be negative calories. Those fuckers make you hungrier

@kayyy_t6 Idk how hahah it makes me feel full for like 20 mins, then the hunger hits even harder. Chomping on that leafy lettuce 🙄

@VeryyBusyy why do I feel like I’m the only one who actually feels full after eating them 😂

Brb, yo-yo’ing a turd on this Teams meeting

I’m gonna be one shot all day at work tomorrow

Harry Kane is a muggle