Harry, Meghan’s Spare

Imagine being reduced to the world’s biggest punchline by the most powerful man on Earth! while your wife is treated with total silence, not even worthy of mentioning her name. That’s what President Trump served up today. He didn’t just sideline Meghan Markle; he erased her, exposing her desperate relevance-seeking for the hollow, self-important farce it always was.

@AimeeSuB @annamlulis He’s from Puerto Rico, dear

@annamlulis Omg he's Mexican do you guys want to deport him?

A Christian, husband, and father of 3 The Kentucky Derby winner Jose Ortiz

@aussiechick48 The sucking of her teeth

Slow motion psycho. There's something seriously dark lurking in those psycho eyes. I've NEVER seen a gaze lock like that. Not ever! Notice it's only ever women she targets with that look. Most women would be very intimidated by that look. She counts on it! Her veneers clearly give her the absolute shites. Always with the tongue sliding across top teeth with her jaw jutting out. 10 to 1 she always has a tension headache at the end of the day. Ugggh, she gives me the irrits. Her creepiness is the creepiest I've ever seen! youtube.com/shorts/DlJbs3U…

@that_1 A married “woman” posing this way.

daily cringe from Mr. Williams.

What changed? She was fine sharing the kids’ faces publicly before, so why hide them now?

@Sassafrass_84 Because Meghan Markle is polluting the algorithm with her daily PR shit

Why are Meghan Markle posts being shoved on my timeline? I haven't commented on any of them, and yet its post after post after post of her. Which one of my friends commented on one? Get me off this timeline. I can't stand her.

F! Big fat F! So much going on, Idk where to start. There was the unfortunate underwear flash getting out of the car. The awkward yank to pull her underwear out of her butt. The unflattering high leg slit. The half-exposed cheek for good measure. Oh Serena…. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Well there you have it folks. Apparently it was her Godson’s First Communion. If that’s the case, why did her friend Natalie Martinez act like she didn’t know Meghan would be there. Her post insinuated she wasn’t aware Meghan was there, even tho she’s the “godmother.” Very weird and puzzling as is everything surrounding this woman.

What’s your honest take on Meghan Markle?

@MattWallace888 That is Vanessa Trump, she was married to Don Jr. settle down

@NatalieMNBC Did Meghan self-combust while in the church?

@BabesMatrix That’s fantastic news!

@PumlaMajali @DailyMail No one is “protecting” Andrew. He just happens to be quiet in the background, not dropping PR pieces on the daily. Unlike Meghan who’s thirsty for press, any press. They are both equally repulsive.

@DailyMail As usual you're leading with Meghan instead of Prince Andrew, the nonce. We all know you're protecting him by all means.

SNL brands Meghan an 'American terrorist' in brutal gag about King Charles' visit trib.al/hIK0VM9

Oh Man! OUCH!!!! 😂

@that_1 She just isn’t an attractive woman at all.

such great acting skills 🤮

@omgsidewalks Add to that list; Tubi, MGM, Roku, Prime, Howdy, Paramount, Apple TV, Brit Box, Pluto TV and I just end up watching YouTube.

I have Netflix, Hulu, HBO Max, and Disney Plus and I STILL do not even know what to watch

These puff pieces are beyond ridiculous. If Meghan believes that showering Royal Family members with gifts will suddenly earn her favor, she’s in for a very rude awakening. After failing at virtually everything she’s touched, her latest grift involves the sheer audacity of claiming that buying her way back in will somehow save her. This woman simply cannot keep her big mouth shut for five seconds. Everything has to be blasted out in a perfectly curated PR package. Heaven forbid she just exists quietly.

@InStyle Old news.

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@TrumpGirlOnFire @CreasonJana

Who's your favorite President? Y'all know who mine is 😂

Meghan Markle’s most insufferable, tone-deaf quotes. 1. “Thank you for asking, because not many people have asked if I’m OK.” 2. “I was the most trolled person in the entire world… every day for 10 years, I have been bullied and attacked.” 3. On Archie’s skin color: “There were concerns and conversations about how dark his skin might be when he’s born.” 4. South African cast member of The Lion King told her that when she married Harry, residents in his country "rejoiced in the streets the same we did when Mandela was freed from prison". 5. “Why would I give the very people that are calling my children the N-word a photo of my child…?” 6. Palm trees analogy: “One of the first things my husband saw… those two palm trees. See how they’re connected at the bottom? He goes, ‘My love, it’s us.’” 7. “You know I’m Sussex now” (correcting Mindy Kaling). 8. The “power of yet” parenting riff. 9. “I can’t believe I’m not getting paid for this.” 10. “I didn’t know much about him… I didn’t know who he was.” 11. “Service is universal.” 12. “I was never treated like a Black woman until I came to the UK.” 13. “Don’t give it five minutes if you’re not going to give it five years.” Yes, she actually said that….

Meghan must be quaking in her scuffed, oversized Aquazzuras at the thought of her father moving closer, ready to swing open that overflowing closet and let every last skeleton come clattering out. 🦴🦴🦴💀💀💀