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@FrancisKeys You’re right - I apologize. I misinterpreted your comment and should have given you the benefit of the doubt.

@ViceroyBVT @AntiWokeMemes My comment was 100% about tobacco consumption. You seem to be having an argument with yourself. Have a great night. I'm going to watch Pistons vs Magic.

Guys be honest, is she datable?

@RichardHarloww @alphafox I didn’t see any high-status people in the thread, just a mendacious former game show host and failed real estate investor. If you have a romantic interest in him, then your problems go much deeper than we can address here.

@ViceroyBVT @alphafox Are you this retarded? High status people don’t need to go on Tinder. Plenty of people who want to jump their bones in real life.

130 lbs: 🧐

@sarahhmccrory You're getting fleeced

that's like 3 mets tickets

@World_Affairs11 Send @DanScavino first. I hate caddies.

@World_Affairs11 Should note that I am American AF having been born here to ancestors that fought in the Civil War (was fought in 1861-1865 for edification of ICE employees). My morbid obesity may make me easy to capture but having seen some of you all out there, I like my chances.

BREAKING: The US says it will arrest all people who criticize ICE on social media.

@emma6USA Is this the post you want to submit? Seriously? You may want to consider turning over power of attorney to any adult children you have.

Lee Zeldin breaks this down beautifully: the ultimate authority on all questions involving life on earth, Al Gore, is now declaring that global warming is out and global freezing is in. Safe bet that he found a whole new angle to line his pockets off of the climate grift. Truth!!!

I disagree with the premise of this whole discussion. Narvaez for Elmer worked out well for both. Historically the Yanks have tried to stockpile catching talents (Montero, Sanchez, Romine, Narvaez) in hopes of flipping them elsewhere. Yanks are happy with Wells as BOS is prob happy with Narvaez.

Yankees stole an ace who grew up a Red Sox fan (Cam Schlittler), a slugger who grew up in a Red Sox house (Ben Rice) and today, they debut a star pitching prospect the Red Sox gave them in a trade (Elmer Rodriguez)

@FrancisKeys @AntiWokeMemes @FrancisKeys I started to reply to your inane comment and realized you were beyond assistance. Go out and pretend like you know how to act with normal human women, and then pretend for one second that post was about her nicotine consumption.

@ViceroyBVT @AntiWokeMemes ...or we've dated smokers before and we know it's not tolerable.

@cturnbull1968 I didn't realize that @ClayTravis was still online in 2026. Thoughts and prayers to his followers.

Said with the confidence that only a rich white dude can muster.

@metsbatflip1 @poorlyagedstuff hold onto this for a few

Don’t show a Yankees fan.

@KutterIsKing @Nyanasaur I thought we talked earlier about you logging off. Just take the L and come back later.

@Nyanasaur Anthony is deadass 10x the player rice is 😭😭😭

Show me a single Yankee doing this and I’ll deactivate my account

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Get this man a Bro! (Or a Manzier if available...)

Get some skin in the game. Nobody looks at your account, except for my college roommate which is how you came up in my timeline. You and the rest of the disgusting @RedSox fans should go Heaven's Gate with each other instead of harassing the Schlittler family. Log off and enjoy last place.

I’m not even joking if Cam Shitler wins the Cy Young I’ll deactivate my account

@centristpeater Honestly, as somebody who sees these people for the clowns they are, I'm grateful you amplified their reach.

🚨 Ohio native Logan Paul endorses Vivek Ramaswamy for governor: “What stands out to me the most is his authenticity.”

@KalshiSports Everybody besides Bobby Bonilla regrets signing in Queens.

The New York Mets are now 93-100 since signing Juan Soto. Is he regretting signing in Queens?

Would love it if @VivekGRamaswamy could articulate how this is going to work, so let me try to spell it out instead: 1. Vivek rams a property tax "relief" bill through the gerrymandered OH legislature. 2. Revenue comes in way under budget and Vivek blames national Dems. 3. Conversation pivots to balancing budget. Proposal for sales tax increase sails right through OH leg and Vivek signs it, leading to a state tax structure more regressive than ~75% of other states. 4. Vivek and @rob_McColley claim victory and normal OH taxpayers feel the hit, but prob blame national Dems anyway.

It was great to take the @VivekGRamaswamy Campaign message of Lower Costs, Bigger Paychecks, Better Schools on the road to Ashland County last night.

@GreenNewScam 2026 and you're out here posting about John Kerry. #BeBest and log off.

NEW YORK TIMES HEADLINES: HIGH TREASON! OBAMA, KERRY, CLAPPER & BRENNAN…….BACK-CHANNEL COMMUNICATION LINK WITH IRANIAN LEADERS DISCOVERED! ENCRYPTED MESSAGES TO IRANIANS TELLING THEM TO “HOLD OUT & ALLOW AMERICANS TO SUFFER THROUGH MIDTERMS” THEN WE CAN IMPEACH TRUMP!

@JakeLang Wow! Risking life and limb driving 35 mph running from people leaving a worship service. Let me drop everything and request you a medal.

🚨BREAKING: I was nearly KILLED by more mongrel Muslims in a HIGH SPEED CHASE down the highway outside the EPIC Mosque in Texas!!!! 😳😳 They tried to RUN US OFF the road on the way & I almost fell out of the truck at 35 MPH!!!