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@Johnbu999 @dammiedammie35 “Script” lol, why didn’t Dey play this script when he was in ebonyi?

@dammiedammie35 The script no even sweet lol

So Peller got down and don’t give them money and one of the boys st0le and cut his chain right infront of everyone’s eyes…. They also locked the gate on him and insisted on Peller pressing 1million Naira before he can leave… All these is happening in Abeokuta💔

@1lucidd_ Taxi

No be this guy weh been get car? Me inside taxi:

@AjeboDanny @dreezychukwu But you no Dey believe chosen testimony

Don’t forget to imagine the best scenario too.

@Emmatheicon @TosinOlugbenga Use weaponize fear alot

@TosinOlugbenga I no go explain further Which kind talk be that Why you con talk in the first place

Abort o. You may do jail! I no go explain further.

@it_unprofession @dayoblaq “Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments.”

We hired a consulting firm to tell us why our profits are down. They sent three 24-year-olds wearing vests. They spent two months interviewing us about our own jobs. Then they put our answers into a PowerPoint presentation. They charged us $250K for this privilege. During the final readout, one of them used the phrase synergy optimization without blinking. I looked around the conference room. Our CEO was nodding like he just received the Ten Commandments. The grand conclusion was that we need to increase revenue and decrease costs. I could've told them that for a gift card to Panera. But nobody listens to the guy who works here. You only listen to the guy who flies in on a Tuesday. I'm updating my resume to include synergy optimization. It feels like the right move.

@waxzyy_ Imma try that too yunno

all bro did was shaved

90% of Nigerians can’t fvcking do shit.

@timmyhasagoatee Bro went from looking 16 to 23

Six months of discipline💪🏽✨

@MrKimmKE Hello interested My Remo has been stuck on rejected persona

@heisntdio All of you are just yarning dust, Neymar did worse when he was in Barca

Lost the ucl, entered a plane straight to naij the next day to be putting on big chains and driving expensive cars around lagos. He’s definitely not Barca material

@opimpibar1 How will your 9 be short

Culers just want to see a tall striker😭😭they will even take Retired Peter crouch over Alvarez .

@jamiuxxiv Guys it will be like the old days with Suarez 😭😭😭😭

Imagined that press upfront with rapha and I'm just here salivating

@danny_idy Was Suarez this good as osihmen is? Why can’t oshimen be Barca standard? Just saying trash.

Osimhen can press, yes... But his technical ability is simply not good enough for Barcelona Idk how certain Culers can't see this

@anjolaoluwa_0 @GreatCheda Odumodu sister

fun fact, the yarn finished on the cap when i was making it. it’s supposed to be round but i made it look like a helmet.

Please it it work out for Osimhen ❤️💙

@Deznystudios Which one all of una Dey wear white socks.

The Mountaintop View >>>>

@ldavid2kl @tersseer My inner self god

who do you go to when you’re down?

@engrICO2015 Lol 😂 he said “ I don’t know what’s wrong with these boys” 😂😂😂. When they snipe your head you’ll know

If Fulani bandits can do this in Abuja without calling consequence .. then they have conquered Nigeria totally

Aswear NG twitter done finally mad!!! 😂😂😂

@waggydey4you Better leaf Nko? Hunger games Dey on that time 😭

But person wey discover sugarcane, wetin him reason before em start to Dey chop wood.? 💔😭