ObviouslyTheRealViciousVickers

OMFG! After over five years of wondering what cartoonishly boastful/cowardly historical figure Ethan Ralph has always reminded me of, I finally figured it out! Watched Tombstone (1993) last night with my oldest boys. Ethan Ralph is Ike Clanton (at least as Ike is portrayed in that movie. Give it a watch. Tell me I'm wrong.

Ralph confirms he's a puppet by showing off his red hat on stream and cursing my name. But guaranteed Paw Paws ring is GONE!

@CogCity @GreyWhitle83377 I'll be there for it! SUNDAY BABY!!!

@VickersNotReal @GreyWhitle83377 It's gonna be an emotional show.

@CogCity crying in the beginning while playing Walking in Memphis....holy hell...He's crying again during Goodbye Horses... He's after Vickers tonight Talking a lot about death

@CogCity @redbluexyz123 Nah guys, listen...he lives in a paradise...he has everything he wants...his life is GREAT!

I'm getting a little emotional over today's show ngl.

Alogs forced Ralph to get rid of his cool red hat.

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Yeah.. the front view isn't any better

@JustMzE1 Same with mine. Five star days.

@VickersNotReal I didn't edit that at all. That is just a screenshot

God damn, dude.

@HHequbiss 🤣

@VickersNotReal An actual beach....Can you even believe it ?!!! And the ocean was there too....Amazing... How does he do it ??!!

It takes a special type of ret@rd to think this post is a flex. "Look at me! I can go places alone!"

@The_BenC 1) Why would you think I have ever, do, or will ever care if anyone reposts me? 2) Resort (ree-zort): a place where a sad person goes when they have to RESORT to making their life seem better than it is. 😂

@VickersNotReal I will repost you if you can define what a resort is without looking it up.

Goes to a resort town that is NOT where he lives to prove that the place where he ACTUALLY lives is worth living in. JFC, Ralph.

@ShabbosGav Even sad clowns make people laugh.

@VickersNotReal Why would he post this photo of himself looking utterly beatdown and buckbroken? He looks so downtrodden

"Ralphmaxxing" just means the tattooed guy's name is Max.

@CogCity Fucking YIKES!

Why did Ralph try to brag by posting a video of himself cross-eyed drunk kissing a dude? This is legit a screenshot from his video.

These Ralph relapses just keep coming faster and faster.

I've found that I don't really care as much about the players, but watching a woman just smack around Ethan Ralph is highly entertaining. The best part is how much he clearly lets it bother him. He doesn't understand that every time he responds, it like showing off the bruises from his ass-whoopin' 🤣😂