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Vicky too much Trouble 🙆💙
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Vicky too much Trouble 🙆💙
@VickyShegzy
I'm the chosen one; flowers never pick themselves 💐
Liverpool, England Katılım Aralık 2016
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I was in a bus today when I saw a very beautiful girl. I decided not to approach her because I think she's broke. Why will you be inside the bus instead of your car? 🤢🤮
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Me realizing I am now a World Cup winner since “all men”.
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I was with this girl, Tola. Fine girl, soft voice, but her wahala too much. At first, na small small lies—“I’m sleeping” but she dey online, “I’m at home” but background noise dey like club.
I no talk. I just dey observe.
One day, I carry my mind go her place unannounced. As I reach, one guy just dey come out, adjusting him shirt like person wey just finish serious work. Tola see me, her face change immediately—started stuttering.
That moment, everything just clear. All the late replies, random mood swings, unnecessary billing… everything connect.
I no shout, I no drag. I just laugh small and say, “You too dey stress yourself. If na rotation you want, no include me.”
I enter bike, go house, block her everywhere.
She later send long apology with another number, say na mistake. I just reply:
“Na you be the mistake. I don correct am.”
Since then, peace of mind > anything wey wear lashes.
Blackoo!@BallWizardry
I just remembered one of my exes… women are the closest thing to fraud 😭😭
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We all know this is a lie
brasil@CBF_Futebol
O zagueiro Gabriel Magalhães, do Arsenal, está fora dos amistosos contra França e Croácia. Após o jogo nesse domingo (22) contra o Manchester City, pela final da Copa da Liga Inglesa, o atleta se queixou de dores no joelho direito. Exames de imagem constataram que Gabriel
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There was no protein and God decided to provide and you're angry?
rayo❤️💜✨@Ba_blaqcheddar
I’m not even capping 😭😭💔
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a poor country with so many rich politicians and religious leaders is an extremely corrupt country.
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I no see Nico O'Reilly for meeting this morning. Be like him never sabi say him don dey cult
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He’s too rugged to be a stinky Jew!!!
Rado 🎈@thee_ovie
Make this game end first. We must put O’ Reily for cult! 🪓
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DECLAN RICE:
He is not a Regista (controls the tempo from deep) e.g Andre Pirlo and Jorginho.
He is not a Deep-lying play maker (start attack from deep) e.g Xabi Alonso and Sergio Busquets.
He is not a Box to Box (covers both defensive and attacking areas) e.g Steven Gerrard and Yaya Toure.
He is not a Defensive Midfielder (destroyer/Ball winner who protects the defence and break up attacks) e.g Ngolo Kante and Casemiro.
He’s not an Advanced play maker (creative midfielder) e.g Bruno Fernandes and Kevin De Bruyne.
He’s not a Mezzala (an attacking central midfielder who drifts into half spaces to support attack) e.g Paul Pogba and Claudio Marchisio.
He’s not a Carrilero (a midfielder who covers wide spaces and supports both full backs and midfield) e.g Arturo Vidal.
He’s not a Trequartista (Operates between midfield and attack with freedom) e.g Francesco Totti.
He runs the whole field busy doing nothing. Just burning calories.
Hiding Midfielder.
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Alejandro Blade
18 starts, 2 assists
Trent Alexander-Arnold
8 starts, 3 assists
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