Victor Meldrew

@virginmedia @virginmedia it’s the same notifications every day. Engineer on site in the morning, afternoon engineer on the way. Date changes every day! And it’s been happening for a month. So an engineer would come in a morning and not fix it. Sounds like he’s trying to keep himself busy

@VictorMeldrew77 We certainly appreciate your frustration with this Victor. All times advised are estimated and so can be extended if further work is needed.

Ok @virginmedia what are you doing? fault F012295728 notifications to my phone 8 times a day. 4 in a morning saying engineer is on site. 4 in the afternoon saying one is on the way? Now another 4 just come through. What is the problem? 4 weeks every day! What is going on?

@virginmedia Come on @virginmedia what is going on. Had 8 text messages with the same info as the last 4 weeks! The dates just keep changing?

@virginmedia You’ve sent this same message for the last 3 weeks and date changes every day and a message saying engineer is on site and the then later in the day one is on the way. Surely the engineer in the morning would fix it!

@ElizaH64344 You certainly are

Too hot for clothes ❤️

@la_cave_de_stel Yes as I’m 48

Tu sortirais avec moi en sachant que j’ai 40 ans, sois honnête? ❤️ ◯ Oui ◯ Non ◯ Ça dépend

@ElizaH64344 Cheeky

Saucy Sinday 🖤😈

What example does @educationgovuk give when schools and colleges close because of heat! It’s telling kids if the #uk #weather is too #hot or too cold you don’t have to work! #heatwave #redalert

@ElizaH64344 It’s now too hot for scarf wearing

Definitely still scarf weather 🤭❤️

@notherenowmeow I’m sorry, er what language you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks!

@VictorMeldrew77 Okay then stop acting like one. What’s your problem again? Cause it seems like you have one

A train collision took place in the UK and no mainstream media is reporting it live!!! @PolitlcsUK @BBCBreaking nothing @SkyNews too busy dissing Keir Starmer than to report if there were any victims - shamelessly having all banners down their LIVE talking about the crash!

@_josephine0_ Ready for when the conservatory is built

what exactly is this door for?

@notherenowmeow @ScotlandCORRUPT @PolitlcsUK @BBCBreaking @SkyNews @BBCNews I’m way to young to be a boomer 😂😂😂

@ScotlandCORRUPT @VictorMeldrew77 @PolitlcsUK @BBCBreaking @SkyNews @BBCNews I just turned them on you boomer bots and they only had the panels. I also don’t care enough for your stupid media to spread misinformation. Don’t call me sweetie you passive aggressive weirdo.

No logic of @gwliveuk moving to Packington House. @thenec has more transport links, train, planes, buses and loads of parking. People just won’t come like they do! @GWandShows @GWmag

@kevinshirley73 @robbielacky Yes 110%

@robbielacky Does it require having her tits hanging out to sing it.

I don't know what song it is, but I would listen to it many, many times.

Does @virginmedia actually know what’s going on. Same updates everyday. This morning they were on site as they’ve identified the problem but now their on route. F012295728 2 weeks of notifications!

Great post by @WTMAtkinson in the @Telegraph about @bbcdoctorwho. As a life long fan since 1987, he is right. It’s time for the show to die. I honestly don’t think it even fits in the modern day audience anywhere.

@tvukzone The BBC making a BBC show. Never thought that would happen! Surely BBC Studios won’t be able to afford to make Doctor Who if they bid for that.

NEW: #Casualty renewed for further three series by BBC as BBC Studios wins contract to produce. More details: tvzoneuk.com/post/casualty-…

@Nick___Collins Ok they can disconnect the 5G and his phone stops live streaming as he has no internet😂😂😂

This is what I was on about the other day. These lot quantify their lives by the followers on social media. Absolute cunts abusing people doing a normal job. How the fuck is that a “weapon system”. Absolutely thick 😅

@taffy_elsewhere @AvonandsomerRob Bono “Every time I clap my hands a child in Africa dies!” Me “Stop fucking clapping then!”

@AvonandsomerRob This comes close...

I challenge you to think of anyone more annoying?