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The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their eight-year-old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all of the neighborhood activities.
“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.
“An ambulance just drove by… looks like the Andersons are moving…! Winnie’s riding a new bike!! The Smiths have company! Jack is on his skateboard!!!”
After a few minutes, he announced, “The Coopers are having S€X!!!!”
Startled, his mom and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they’re having s6x?!”
“Jimmy Cooper’s standing on his balcony with a popsicle!”
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