VictorianGenetix

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie” with their eight-year-old son in the apartment, was to send him out on the balcony with a popsicle and tell him to report on all of the neighborhood activities. “There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted. “An ambulance just drove by… looks like the Andersons are moving…! Winnie’s riding a new bike!! The Smiths have company! Jack is on his skateboard!!!” After a few minutes, he announced, “The Coopers are having S€X!!!!” Startled, his mom and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out, “How do you know they’re having s6x?!” “Jimmy Cooper’s standing on his balcony with a popsicle!”

Watching my Gf play Pokemon Pokopia and this is the most walter white chemically pure girlfriend game I have ever seen in my life. They were absolutely cracked in the studio making this

"I wonder if Julia is having a cozy time in Pokémon Pokopia"

Still one of my favorite things on the internet.

what did my mom mean by this

I started playing Pokémon Pokopia and I now understand this post.

@CJTOTHEMOON @reezySZN @ThunderKat56487 @HannahDCox That was my thinking. And even if they said like something and ppl speculate WHICH THEY WILL ALWAYS SPECULATE. At least the speculation is closer to factual. Instead no details just lets misinformation spread At least with details you arm your fans to debunk and give actual facts

@reezySZN @ThunderKat56487 @HannahDCox Ignoring that you didn’t even read the message in context, when has not releasing any details about a situation made people not speculate

I have a genuine question. Why does nobody just say the cause of death anymore? Particularly when it’s a young person who dies unexpectedly? This used to just happen when it was due to su*cide (and even that was odd to me but I attributed it to the shame loved ones feel when that happens). Now it’s like the norm and it just makes people assume it’s su*cide when it’s not… If you’re announcing the death online it’s to inform people who know the person enough to need awareness/closure but not well enough to come to a funeral, so why not just answer the biggest question?

Leon is so cool even his bugs just add to his aura

...he's sleeping outside

take this. #RE9

when you're dumb as shit but mom loves you anyway

I’m going to throw up, people have such nice pokopia towns built already meanwhile my town looks worse than it started off

@omgsidewalks I RANT ABOUT THIS TO PPL OFTEN! like why is it a dollar extra to add olives to a pizza but then to take olives off of one doesnt subtract a cost lol. It just feels silly that it is that way lol.

it costs money to get things added on your food but they don't subtract when you take things off

i embarrassed myself in front of KYORGE man

@ZachpiTV @SuperMemeBroz @ZoombieTTV Its every game but then also the spray goes both ways lol. Its always felt like a dumb meme Pic to me. Cuz its not hard to find sections of both casual and competitive that have anti the other vibes and arguably ruin it for the other.

@SuperMemeBroz @ZoombieTTV The secret is, it's not only pokemon tbh, it's most games with a hardcore competitive community.

what ive learned from the rare candy & null discourse is that casual pokemon fans are completely against the idea of strategy, critical thinking, or planning... in an rpg...

Literally me every moment I’m not playing.