Rob Varcoe

@GeraintThomas86 G you’ve still got this. Long way to go.

We're starting the new year off with a new client! We are delighted to have signed 15 year old SYLVIE VARCOE. Sylvie seriously impressed us and audiences alike, with her brilliant portrayal of Gretel in 'Hansel & Gretel' @Rosetheatre this Christmas. Welcome to the team Sylvie!

Amazing show last night. Congratulations to everyone involved.

Congratulations cast of #hanselandgretel @Rosetheatre on a magical, hilarious and wonderfully imaginative show. We all loved it. #roseyouthcompany just gets better and better. Inspired @RosieJonesActor

Whoever did this is a genius. Pure and simple. (came to me via @ianmiles, @bernlay)

Like the sound of big savings on best available seats? Invitations to Friends Night pre-show drinks receptions? Discounts with local retailers? Then this is the prize for you! We have a #RoseFriendsLoyaltyCard up for grabs. Share this post to enter. Ts&Cs: goo.gl/mi6Lrm

@EventimApollo What time are Orbital on stage tonight pls ?

Girl from the North Country review – Dylan's songs are Depression-era dynamite d.gu.com/PYmwzP

Best. Ad. In. Shop. Window. Ever.

Have you seen this Woman? If so call the missing persons helpline.... twitter.com/JoeMcDT/status…

Ignorance is bliss. For the ignorant, that is. For the rest of us it's a fucking pain in the arse.

Yay! I shot a stationary, 14 foot herbivore, with a high velocity rifle for fun!

Imagine this dude trying to ride Paris-Roubaix twitter.com/awardsdarwin/s…

This could be brutal. twitter.com/GMB/status/844…

@susannareid100 Definite advantage to you Susanna as you are not a complete tool. And you're very good at your job.

Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine....

If that cunt finished that photo op pint you'd find him 2 weeks later in a crack den getting his arse rifled by a strap-on wearing hooker. twitter.com/pryan/status/8…

@thameswater @AH252 Hi we are being told it won't be fixed until 5.30. Is this true ?