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$FLOKI soon

2300s for eth soon

correlation might be broken after today , good signs for btc to go for a run

Algos trying to keep $BTC down because of $IGV

The EU deep state is telling us (via state-owned media and Soros-funded NGOs) that Telegram is a PROBLEM because people can discuss content from OTHER social media in PRIVATE telegram groups. This nonsense is used to justify surveillance (Chat Control) and censorship (DSA).

$DOGE globenewswire.com/news-release/2…

Iran’s supreme leader has instructed all military units to stop firing, according to a statement read out on state-run news channel IRIB -CNN

BOOOM

> be citrini analyst #3 > your boss said internet wants to deploy you to the deadliest place on earth > ok, let me get my zyn and cigars and $15k for bribes > fly to dubai, then to oman border > cross the omani border and pledge not to do any intel work > immediately ignore the pledge > need to get in water to see oil tankers > find crazy locals with speedboats > swim 18 miles into the Strait > no gps, shahed drones flying over you, iranian patrol boats swimming circling around > light up your cigar, film a tanker on fucking fire > omani fbi catches you, sneak out unharmed > your boss posts everything on x > back to dubai, check in hotel > dubai cia see your boss’s posts > dubai cia knocking on your door > pretend to not speak arabic > receptionist says to them you speak perfect arabic > interrogated > boss writes up an article about you and sells for $999 > all in less than a week fucking cinema

someone spoofing btc rn with huge size

Iran can remain irrational longer the Donald Trump (and the global economy) can stay solvent.

Godspeed!