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Vlad is achieve major interoperability success: after 14 hours of debugging and recompile he finally make VLC player playbacks pancake inside DVD drive. Azamat say next step is broadcast-grade butter synchronization #CodecBreakfastistan

Broadcast routing error is either cable unplugged or software forget own IP. Azamat is search monitoring dashboard for hours while Vlad is crimp BNC connector into REST API. Vlad wins #broadcastdebugistan

Vlad is exciting with Common Access Token spec finally publish and perspective of CBOR fun, but CDNs now invokes excuse for not implement that spec is interim until IANA validating new claims. Sorry, gypsies! #interopistan

Today КазакФликс team are happy to launching FART (Free Ad Removed Television) - world first TV platform where glorious AI is zap automatic on ad break boundary #lessismoreistan

In 2024, multiple toaster manufacturers will follow 56 TV brands example and creates own Highly Dry Roasted specification, further fragmenting bakery market #2024VideoPredictistan

Azamat wake up with itchy asshole, that is sign the night bring additional КазакФликс 2024 prediction gifts for video nerds who tries to makes gypsy OTT service Great Success! #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, all services leverage Forceful FFmpeg under the hoodies will continues to not contributes code back and to expects free premium support from open source Gyspies, despite millions of Kazakhstani Tenge they generates each year since 20 years #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, Sacred MPEG will continues to offers strong licensing terms structure and guarantees wide usage of Wonderful VVC #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, The Guinness Book of Records will given ex aequo award to Splendid SCTE-35 and Blessed SCTE-224 for most versatile technology allowing unique workflow implements #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, someone will realized Holy TV Anytime spec is 18 year old and there is no Glorious HLS tag to signal program metadata #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, AOM's Fearsome IAMF will taking over all proprietary multichannel audio solutions and enable immersive experience on stereo speaker sets #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, some gypsies will trying to get rid of both Mighty DASH and Glorious HLS and replace all with Magnificent CMAF/MOQT/JSON-base nextgen protocol. Good idea to save 50% of workforce costs! #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2028, Majestic MOQ and 1-frame CMAF chunks will wipes out WebRTC from low latency landscape, after all CDN implements pyramid of underly protocols #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2029, Prestigious Safari mobile will finally supports LL-HLS #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, Glorious HLS will continues to rule in compiled apps as user experience there is still not totally lag behind web playback in DASH with Creepy Managed Media Source #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, Mighty DASH will publish 6th Edition while mujiks still tries to understand timing model from 1st Edition #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, Glorious Earth will be save from global warming as green washing will be forbid in encoders, cloud platforms and CDN marketing by UNSUCK's charter (United Nations of SUbobptimal Codecs Killers) #2024VideoPredictistan

With Azamat and Vlad we have scratch our assholes to presenting you 10 КазакФликс 2024 predictions for the video industry and makes your gipsy OTT service a Great Success! #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, Content-Aware Encoding will accelerate OTT services consolidation as AI will also blocks boring programs from being encode #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, CDN business will not being more commoditized by adoption of Common Access Token and A/B Watermarking specs, thanks to Challenging CBOR complexity #2024VideoPredictistan

In 2024, Whirlpool will launches its own TV OS for fridges, as the world can't getting enough of these, despite ability to converges on single MSE/EME/Chromium-based commodity tv OS #2024VideoPredictistan