Mom : Intha fan vera adikadi repair agite iruku. Aal koopadanum.
My friend : Avalodhana, Nan seri panni tharen aunty, neenga stool ah mattum pudinga, nan eri enna nu pakuren.
Friend looking at her assets from the top.
Mom mind voice : oh idhuku dhan mela eruniya 😉
At a relative’s marriage.
Appa : Antha room kulla pogatha di. Pasangalum perusangalum kudichu koothadichutu arayum korayuma paduthurkanunga.
Amma : Seringa
Me who overheard the conversation entered the room
Pahhh enna vidham vidhamana odambu.Ella size rod-um inga iruke🥵
Friends veetuku vandha kitchen la amma ku cooking la help panuvanga.
Amma : Dei un friends paaru da aunty aunty nu enaku evalo help pandranganu,Neeyum dhan irukiye.
My mind voice : Adiye avanunga un iduppa paaka dhan kitchen kulaye irukanunga 😌
After heavy booze, my close friends who weren’t aware about my sissy side started smooching me. One was blowing hot air on my face, another one was rubbing his dick on my ass, other one was holding my waist. I guess they would have found my other side as I didn’t stop them 😌
That one relative woman in every function who purposely flaunts her shape by moving back and forth. Each men out there couldn’t take their eyes from her 👅
My mom is that woman 🥵