Helga wife of a boat builder // Parody

"But why is it strange for you to be happy, Floki." ~ Helga ~ Husband @ACrazedViking ~ Descriptive ~ Mature ~ Part of @VikingsNGoTHub ~ #Vikings ~ Pinned by #Radiant #Fatal #RT

"All roads lead to the throne." ⚔ King Ragnar Lothbrok ⚔ King of Kattegat ⚔ Married to @RadiantShield ⚔ Brother of @ChosenByFreyja ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings #GoT ⚔ RT

"When you play the Game of Thronesz you win or you die." ⚔ NEW ACCOUNT ⚔ Iron Throne Hub ⚔ Hub account for @ValyriaKhaleesi and @WinterfellScion's SLs ⚔ Written by the #BoneHead and his beautiful wife #Radiant #Fatal ⚔ #GameOfThones #LordOfTheRings ⚔ RT

"Kattegat, it's King and Queen, and my husband are under my protection." ❤ Flipped account ❤ Freyja ❤ Goddess of Love ❤ Associated with war and gold ❤ Married to @ChosenByFreyja ❤ Part of @IronThroneHub ❤ Written by #BoneHead ❤ #Vikings #GoT ❤ RT

"The only way to tell if something is real is to sail there." ⚔ Flipped account ⚔ Bjorn Ironside ⚔ Son of @ChosenByOdin and @RadiantShield ⚔ Married to @RegalShield ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings #GoT ⚔ RT

"You are a God and should be the King of Kattegat." ⚔ Flipped account ⚔ Freydis ⚔ Married to @BonelessBrute ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings ⚔ RT

"I fight for you. No one else. Just you, Ingrid." ⚔ Flipped account ⚔ Heahmund ⚔ Warrior Bishop ⚔ Married to @FatalMaiden ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings #GoT ⚔ RT

"Those who deceive my love shall have a blood eagle drawn upon their backs." ⚔ Flipped account ⚔ Ragnhild ⚔ Shield Maiden ⚔ Married to @BonelessBrute ⚔ Sister of @VikingRadiant and @MaidenLoyality ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings #GoT ⚔ RT

"War against my son it shall be." ⚔ Flipped account ⚔ Queen Lagertha ⚔ Queen of Kattegat, Shield Maiden, Earl of Hedeby ⚔ Husband @BlessedByOdin ⚔ Sons @KattegatScion @VikingNoble @BonelessBrute ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings #GoT ⚔ RT

@MaidensAllure @KattegatScion @ChosenByOdin @RadiantShield @VikingOfRavens @BonelessBrute @ACrazedViking ~> take me to Valhalla. It's very hard to change his mind. I then stood back to my feet turning watching Floki load bags of water and food on to the boat waiting for @ACrazedViking to reply.] Floki what do you say? I know you worry. What do you say?

@MaidensAllure @KattegatScion @ChosenByOdin @RadiantShield @VikingOfRavens @BonelessBrute @ACrazedViking ~> eh, Floki? Can I not just come along. I want to fight for Kattegat. I do not understand. [Gives a nod with a sigh again. Then walks over sitting on the doc my feet hanging just above the rolling water below. I wanted to help. But feel like Floki is afraid the God's might~>

[Goes inside as the other shield maidens are grabbing the weapons along with food for the long trip to Wessex. This is my second time going. I want to kill the King that is there he broke a truce killed some the people. Broke many promises we helped them. And in return he ~>

@ACrazedViking Floki are you sick? You rarely speak to me in such way.

@VikingRadiant I got lost in your beauty.

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@BjxrnIrxnside Thank you as well, Bjorn.

"I want to ride you like a bull." ⚔Flipped #RpPimptress account ⚔Queen Lagertha ⚔Queen of Kattegat ⚔Earl of Hedeby ⚔Married to @PimpingRagnar ⚔Pimp account of @KattegatMaiden ⚔@ us your requests ⚔Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔Written by #BoneHead ⚔#Vikings #RpPimp ⚔RT

"Perhaps I'll die in Wessex." ⚔ Flipped account ⚔ Floki ⚔ Viking ship builder ⚔ Married to @VikingRadiant ⚔ Part of @IronThroneHub ⚔ Written by #BoneHead ⚔ #Vikings #GoT ⚔ RT