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Making use of my level in bard
This goes out to all the bottoms out there
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Evil Sex Wizard
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Evil Sex Wizard
@VillinCode4Cuks
evil fucking bastard | storing mana in the ball's since 1999 | minors DNI
evil wizard tower, apt. 69 Katılım Mart 2024
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3 parts ginger beer, 2 parts vodka, some lime juice, it's a great potion I must say if I do say so myself and I do say it is
Merry fucking Christmas class
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@Gabricen2041L Are you really threatening yourself in the replies
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@VillinCode4Cuks I don't know who the hell you are but you're going straight to the gulag
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I've been weighing it in my head and I'm out of ideas. The gimmick ran its course for me a long time ago. I keep flip-flopping between the character and my irl self indiscriminately so I'm just dropping ESW.
@Gabricen2041L is going to by my personal account from here on.
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@Gabricen2041L Deep down you know you'll never really drop me, coward. You'll come crawling back when you're feeling the slightest drop in attention
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Deep in the heart of the mountains I lay, waiting for the time some fool adventurer uncovers my lair and awakens my army
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People will often ask me why I call myself ecik and the simple explanation is that I invoke the will of beings who would see the world consumed by lust and therefore doom everyone to a very unproductive life where nobody works and they just fuck and they die not virgins I'm drunk
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Putting bacon in a microwave should be considered animal cruelty. That's the worst way to prep bacon.
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@wizardwars1439 @chumblings Yeah. I've survived worse. This guy probably died later from something else
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@wizardwars1439 Try to hit on everyone, accidentally call them foreign slurs until kicked out, cast a curse of impotence on the whole club, pass out and drool all over the floor
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Tell me about your magic user club-sona!
What mayhem do they get up to after 5 arcanely infused margaritas?
MINORS DNI ON THIS POST 🔞🔞🔞
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@Kittiesandwaffl She was clearly playing mermaids, she's at the beach
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Okay so like do you think boys don't also take baths
Pallavi@PallaviSinghh_
Girls, Let's confuse boys
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@wxfflestomp But what if he finishes fast and then just stays hard?
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if he takes longer than 15 minutes I start worrying he thinks im ugly
cornbread Bitch@wobblymami
Hot take but I don’t think sex needs to last much longer than 15 minutes 30 absolute max
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One of my favorite things about the discworld books is that Death is the only character who appears in every single book
Death is the only constant
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