Vinnie Bones

Hello! I’m Vinnie Bones! I’m a Frenglish Bulldog. My mum was an English Bulldog. My dad was a French Bulldog with access to a step ladder and a qualification for working at height! Their entente cordiale produced me and I now manage 2 hoodads in the midlands.

@funder I’ve done morning poops that would make a better president!

Who else agrees that Kamala Harris absolutely, without a doubt, would've been a better president? #DontMessWithMedicaid

I has had the bestest day!!! I has been surrounded by people telling me how beautiful I am and how I am the bestest boy! And then they was all feeding me treats and meat! And then they let me lick their faces too. I likes beards!

Hoodad @polbikers says we needs to has a serious conversation about things called boundaries and personal space!

@thehappydog_ Hopes you feelz better soon. You’re a good Boy!

My dog is sick please don't swipe past without sending him a Healing prayer 🙏❤

I is ready for my first train ride hoodad @polbikers

I has had a very hard day! I has been protecting hoodads @polbikers from Nigel C Gull I is pooped!

Sumfing, sumfing hotel lighting! @polbikers

So Hooman, what makes you think you’re qualified for the position of primary treat giver? @polbikers

Hoodad. Why won’t the council let me on the beach? Does that mean I has to stay in the pub?

I loved Wensdays! We goes to the pub after my walk and then we gets chips and sausages all for me!!! @polbikers is just the best hoodad ever!!!

I gives you extra marks for presentation and service!

Why yes hoodad! @polbikers I would very much enjoy cheesy, egg nests for breakfast! Make it so! #SpoiltDog

As you can’t hear what I am thinking I have asked hoodad @polbikers to annotate my photo with my thoughts. Make sure you go and vote and don’t forget your ID. #dogsatpollingstations #GeneralElection2024 #GetTheToriesOut

I can sees Mr Dinosaur & Mr Pig but I can’t quites gets them! Your mean to me Hoodad!!! @polbikers

I 100% agrees wiv this! I luvs cheeses!

Hoodad @polbikers. Why is it raining? I can’ts go out to chase frisbee if it’s wet! I don’ts like it!

So hoodad @polbikers I assume some of that breakfast is for me?

I luvs it when hoodads @polbikers takes me to the sandpit! I does my zoomies and commando rolls and commando crawls and gets all sandy!

Is you insinuating that I drools too much hoodad? @polbikers

You is cooking me chiggin and bacon hoodad @polbikers