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:: - - - :: " ＰＳＳＳＳＳＳＨ， ＮＯＴＨＩＮＧ ＰＥＲＳＯＮＡＬ ＫＩＤ！ " . ＧＲＥＥＮ [ＮＯＴ ＴＨＥ ＯＴＨＥＲ ＯＮＥ] ＨＡＳ ＪＯＩＮＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＦＲＡＹ！

@OrangeFromHR Just crash the ship into a island at this point! Preferably an island with a BUNCH of Mushrooms! Trust me, that happened to my crew once.

@ViperHazmat Only the truth sadly

Dawg Lile is getting straight visor from Lime, Brown and yellow are making out in the freezer, pink is getting laid, and other shit, like, the aliens are so fucking killing us, we are sooooo fucked

Sssssssssss

@miracafeworker // Im here too

// drew our oomfs amongi

@yellowsbestie Not my fault

none of you are getting food from me for 3 months

@Coralishere2 // slides in

//all among us ocs gather here and i shall make us a big ol art piece. Because yes we, WE. Live the people confident enough to make and use ocs. Luv yall ^_^

@PinkMIRAHQ I better get that pay raise buddy.

@ViperHazmat Hm. Must’ve been a misclick.

Wait a damn second.

@VIOLETSKEPTICS Yeah sure, I'll keep the vipy's away from ya. No promisssses!

@ViperHazmat listen, i just — .. forget it, petmates aren’t even allowed on board anyway. i wont snitch, but just .. keep them away from me? please?

I've been takin' care of my Vipers! God I love my little vipy's they're so cute!

@VIOLETSKEPTICS Psssssh... coward.

@ViperHazmat UH HUH .. right .. 💦💧.

@Bananaoramaa The offer'sssssss always available!

@ViperHazmat You really don’t have to! I’m sure there’s some rule against it regardless.. work sure is strict!

@VIOLETSKEPTICS Don't worry! They're trained, they won't bite!

@ViperHazmat EEK —?!! SNAKES ?? .. keep them AWAY from me.

@VIOLETSKEPTICS That's their group little nickname! Their actual names are: Vips, Rore, Goo and Lo. I like my little Snakes

@ViperHazmat vipy’s ..?

@Bananaoramaa Don't worry, I'll getcha some! I'm getting my paycheck ssssoon.

@ViperHazmat They’re.. SO CUTE! I wish I had the money to have a pet or something of the sort

@Bananaoramaa Heressss what they look like! Had to doodle their looks, ain't they so special?

@ViperHazmat Vipys? You’re getting me pretty curious on how they look!

@Coralishere2 // good night

//alright I’ve had fun but I have work in the morning and it’s 4 am, goodnight everyone

@PinkMIRAHQ @Coralishere2 Make it 75k and it's a deal.

@ViperHazmat @Coralishere2 I’ll give you 50k beans rn to stay quiet about this.

HOLY SHIT IVE WON IN LIFE!! This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I am not beating the “pinks pet” allegations..

Who invited this guy?

@Coralishere2 @PinkMIRAHQ Oh wow! Well Interesting... good to know, very much noted.

@ViperHazmat @PinkMIRAHQ … I supervise crewmates and report back to Mira daily. If someone is considered a liability or a waste it’s my job to make sure they never make it off this ship and are never found. Legal team does the rest. Satisfied?

@Coralishere2 @PinkMIRAHQ Whats your job then!

@ViperHazmat @PinkMIRAHQ … well.