HISS

What if we told Marvel that a female character can experience character development WITHOUT having to get knocked up?

Every day I wake up vindicated when I don't want to be.

I didn't know Metallica did a song on that bitch Steve Rogers.

Join me in wishing it failure.

Dr. Doom getting downgraded to a geriatric soy bitch in the MCU is so disappointing. I sincerely hope the film flops.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAUCI CAN GET AWAY WITH EXPERIMENTING BUT WHEN I DO IT IT'S A PROBLEM

When I die, just dump my body out in the desert. Or in a dumpster. It doesn't matter. Nothing does.

Now recruiting: the recently black-pilled.

Ok but when will the data centers start going up in flames?

You know shit is bad when Chuck Norris checks out.

// "CALL ME GREEN GOBLIN CUS I FUCKIN HATE SPIDER-MAN LIKE FUCK THAT GUY DUDE hey wassup good morning." –Viperwriter at work

High. Watching the ceiling. This is the closest to relaxed she's been in weeks.

There is a special place in hell for parents that don't stop their brats from screaming incessantly in public.

Dom?

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Are you all getting it now? Do you all finally understand why DC needs to disappear? The American government is an enemy to their own people, and the world at large. Let me do what I crave to do.

Your "conspiracy theorist" friends were right about everything.

Politicians telling people to sacrifice their bodies– their LIVES– as they sit cozy behind their gated ivory towers should be giving the masses pause. Where are THEY? When are you going to understand they DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU?

// When I finally do return, this Viper acct will become a mostly independent portrayal so that she may better spread the good word of anarchism and the importance of individuality.

It takes a special kind of stupid to look at the current state of government(s) and still think to oneself, "Yep. These people should be in charge of my life."

Like, ACTUALLY resist and not incoherently screech through speakers.