800 Lbs

-_-

@AishiteruDarin Oh fkin awesome!

@SaucedOnEm No fear I’m back and bigger than ever

@VirginFatass An ozempic run perchance

Yum

@SaucedOnEm I went on a hiatus

@VirginFatass Missed these great posts

@SnipezReborn In the flesh

@isuhbehla How much was the tip

guy who delivered my pizza 2 days ago just wrote me omg 😭

@totoro Thank u leandoer

my boss when i havent gotten raped yet

im chopped fat and my dick small

@doserino Happy birthday play tank cho

im 27 man its so fucked

@totoro Did u wait for all of them to leave

@Iosercel Later

i gotta start applying for internships

@SaucedOnEm Do u actually play that shit

Peep my opp @VirginFatass

@totoro weewoos

@AishiteruDarin I am a broke bum who can’t afford a baddie

@AishiteruDarin Happy birthday mara!!!!!, was ur birthday wish to eradicate the male species

@saccharinekills It’s the main secret to my antics

@VirginFatass Is this the food u have before u turn into asian Jeffrey online

Dinner

@heavensdarliing I always make food at 5am and don’t feel like doing dishes

@VirginFatass do u own actual plates

@Iosercel @willsgardevoir Real ass shit

@willsgardevoir gunz

I'd do this but I can't even bench the bar at the gym and I can't walk 10 steps without losing all my breath either and I'm broke and I can't read and I spend all my money on door dash and dm fees