Captain Stacy || Parody

⠀ S George Stacy T ——— ࿈ ——— A C Police Captain y Loving Husband ( hot ) Dad with beard ⠀#RT and ♥️!

What the hell is baddie?

He yawns.

@restfulbeauty He followed her instruction to the letter.

@VirileEnforcer Lay down babe.

I need someone to massage my back. I accidentally pulled it during . . . highly intensity activity.

@SP0ILEDSTARK I dont know. I cant resist a puppy.

@VirileEnforcer I’ll win over a puppy every time.

Now, he wants to adopt a golden retriever puppy.

@SP0ILEDSTARK Hmmm. You to compete against a puppy?

@VirileEnforcer I also happen to cube cute and cuddle able

@SP0ILEDSTARK Because they are cute and cuddle able.

@VirileEnforcer Uh why?….

“who’s my good girl?” “good little puppy” “look at you” AHHHHHHHHHH YES YES YES

Hm! Who miss me?

Glares at the timeline.

nova.𖤐 writer is completely out of commission. currently dying in bed with covid AND strep.. FACK 😭😭😭.

Just remember, you all are special.

@SP0ILEDSTARK Glares at her.

@VirileEnforcer Pokes him back

Pokes the reader.

He needs a glass of whiskey.

@GWENST4C7 "I know. You still love me regardless." He smiled at her.

@VirileEnforcer ᅠ that’s so mean. ᅠ

@GWENST4C7 With a smirk, he poked her again. Yes, he did it on purpose this time.

@VirileEnforcer ᅠ ouch. ᅠ

Right now, he thinks that he should punish her. Reasons? 1) Trying to make him jealous 2) flirting with boys.