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@katsyneee Great photo, What are you doing in rotterdam?

📍Rotterdam Sunset

Based on my design, which pokemon would be my buddy? 💙

@xhemyd Love how you mean this

I've come to make an announcement: Wicked Soda a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on LisaTsukimi. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on Lisa, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my X: Wicked Soda, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked Lisa, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!